Letterman's Top 10 on Jim McGreevey

Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey was AWOL on last night's Letterman show where he had been slated to read the Top Ten List...about himself. Maybe he got wind of the list which were mock chapter titles of his book "The Confession."

10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up"
7. "Another Confession – I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake"
6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"
5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis – What Would Judy Garland Do?"
4. "A Look at the Governor's Balls"
3. "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
2. "How to Push Through a Bill – Or a Steve or a Larry …"
1. "Why I Don't Like Bush "