Britney Spears...dubious cover girl

I try and ignore Britney Spears. It's tough because her ridiculous exploits are plastered everywhere. So just for today, I'm going to do an item on this trainwreck. She's on the cover of the new issue of In Touch Magazine which is pretty much like every other week. But this week, apparently she's a lesbian! We haven't heard that one before! First she kisses Madonna, then she forgets to weart underwear in public, and now...she's a lesbian! The magazine reports that "insiders tell In Touch exclusively that the mother of two has been living a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended. Rap music producer Omar “Iceman� Sharif, who is a friend of Kevin’s, tells In Touch, “Britney was into threesomes and girls.� He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple’s house to party.
And Britney and her brief BFF Paris Hilton make a cover they have never been on before: Newsweek! Only this is not frivilous and tedious coverage of their various comings and going from nightclub to nightclub. It's a look at what terrible role models they are for young girls.
OK, that all being said, I'm going to go back to ignoring Britney. As for Paris, she still has not explained her behavior caught of tape using gay and racial slurs. I know the Snickers bar controversy put her on the back-burner for a day or two but I think this girl should try and come up with a complete sentence and apologize not just for the slurs, but for being so darn shallow.