David Hasselhoff is being a drag...

We know David Hasselhoff can sing and I understand he can dance OK too. He's doing both in the current Las Vegas production of "The Producers" at Bally's Paris Hotel. But one thing, I think, that David cannot do, is be an attractive woman! He makes Bea Arthur look positively girlish!
Anyway, I've decided that I much prefer Hasselhoff as a boy, especially all those years he ran around saving lives on "Baywatch." To remind us of those days and to try and mitigate the mental trauma of seeing him in drag, I offer you this vintage shot of David when he was the reigning king of the beach: