Ted Haggard's life becomes a cartoon...

You had to figure this was gonna happen. the "100 percent heterosexual" thing is just too ridiculous. I think Ted Haggard needs a lot more time to sort himself out...perhaps forever. I had hoped that he might emerge a wiser more authentic man from all of this, maybe have something real to say. Instead, it's just more of him being completely out of touch with himself and it is quite pathetic.

Greg Hernandez has covered the entertainment industry for the Daily
News since 2001. He's considered a bit odd by some for his obsession
with box office numbers, has been known to camp out near the kitchen
at premieres for first crack at the hors d'oeurves, and Greg's never
seen a red carpet he didn't want to stroll down.