Sony Ericcson Open: Where's the beefcake?
Hate to sound like that old lady who used to do the Burger King commercials and say, "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" Or was it Wendy's? But when I think of the Sony Eriiccson Open tennis tournament in Miami, I want to ask, 'WHERE'S THE BEEFCAKE?"
Last night, the sizzling Spaniard Rafael Nadal followed Andy Roddick out of the tournament by losing to this dude named Novak Djokovic who he beat earlier this month in the finals of the Indian Wells tournament. His loss came a day after the shock upset of top-ranked Roger Federer to the same guy who beat him at Indian Wells. It's crazy!

Andy Roddick, always a good quote, told reporters he quit his match against Andy Murray because he has an injury but "I don't know what it is. I'm going to get an MRI. I think the medical term is the bottom of my ass hurts."
On the female side, ya gotta love that Serena Williams is on a tear again. She won her quarterfinal in straight sets, looks fitter than she has in years, and hungry for victory. It's fantastic to see.

Greg Hernandez has covered the entertainment industry for the Daily
News since 2001. He's considered a bit odd by some for his obsession
with box office numbers, has been known to camp out near the kitchen
at premieres for first crack at the hors d'oeurves, and Greg's never
seen a red carpet he didn't want to stroll down.