With no Mario Lopez to watch this season, my interest in ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" was minimal. But I did watch it last night and realized this: while the only hot male celeb is Ian Ziering (I also find Joey Fatone completely adorable) who is paired with Cheryl Burke (pictured with Ian, above) , the male professional dancers are beautiful. I am particularly enamored with Jonathan Roberts paired with Heather Mills and the sizzling Maskim Chmerkovskiy, paired with Laila Ali.


As far as the women, all are beautiful and I think Heather Mills is an inspiration for doing all the dances, and doing them quite well, with an artificial leg. But Leeza Gibbons, uh boy. Is it me or is she just plain wacko? She's gotta calm down and just dance. During the interview, I found her so annoying that wanted to throw my water bottle at the television.