Liza's ex creeps us out again...

I love Liza Minelli and consider her a national treasure. But what the HELL was she thinking when she married David Gest, one of the creepiest-looking and acting men to have ever walked the Earth.
In addition to announcing that he is "definitely straight," Guest has announced that he is in love again, according to Bravo.com.
Since no one other than Stone Phillips from "Dateline" has paid any attention to Gest since Liza kicked him to the curb, he has gone to the U.K. and become something of a D-lister being featured on a few TV shows ("I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here," "Grease is the Word") and is apparently getting his very own reality show. That is so ironic cuz there's no way this dude lives in the real world!
Gest claims he was bitter about romance and left "skeptical" about diving into a relationship again but has somehow found love again with English soap actress Malandra Burrows.
He says: "After being married to an alcoholic you're very skeptical about getting into a relationship, especially when you've been through as much of a rollercoaster as I have, but Malandra keeps me in line."
What. A. Drama. Queen.