Sanjaya reads the Letterman top 10...

Sanjaya Malakar continued his post-"American Idol" media blitz yesterday by reading off "The Late Show with David Letterman’s" Top Ten list on Monday. This followed an appearance on Ellen's talk show and a weekend in Washington D.C. for the White House correspondent's dinner (huh?). Today he was on "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet" whatever that is.

Anyway, here are the “Top Ten Things I’ve Learn from American Idol” list from 10 to one:

– The camera adds 10 pounds to your mohawk
– Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in seventh place
– It’s very important to “keep it real, dawg”
– I should have gone for the Immunity Idol — oh wait, that’s “Survivor”
– On camera, Simon is a bit nasty, but off camera he’s a total jerk
– Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
– When you forget the words, just do this … “OHHHHHHHHHH”
– Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for “Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader”
– Nothing
– America loves performers with bad hair — right, Dave?

Also Monday: Makalar’s infamous hair goes from shiny to soaked after having buckets of slime dropped on him on Nick’s ME:TV on Monday in New York City.

Photos from JustJared.com