"The Bachelor" is too good to be true...

I watched the first 20 minutes or so of "The Bachelor" last night because ABC, in a very clever scheduling move, ended "Dancing With the Stars" at 9:45 then went right into "The Bachelor" featuring the impossibly perfect Andy Baldwin.
The guy has this megawatt smile, a fantastic body, is a Navy Lt., a doctor, a triathlete (cxompleted six Iron Mans!) AND he's a humanitarian AND the show's first episode was taped on his 30th birthday. It's all so perfect I could puke! But I must say, he is one of the most appealing men the show has ever put out there.

I watched him meet the parade of women and while it seemed like a cattle call, I found myself paying attention to how each woman conducted herself during the breif chat and how he reacted to them. He'd flash that smile to each of them and some seemed so overwhelmed they could barely utter a word. But some, like Stephjanie T. (pictured above w/Andy), were downright charming, sexy and confident right off the mark. She got the best first impression rose, whatever that is, and you could see the envy etched on the face of every other girl in the room. If they had thought bubbles over their heads I'm sure they would have said such things as "That BITCH!"

If you want a more thorough and every humorous recap of the show, check out Kennethinthe212 where he compares one of the women, Linda, with the Runaway Bride as "you could see the white part of her eyes in 360 degrees at all times."
That made me laugh out loud.