I normally wouldn't waste my time on anything to do with Bobby Brown because he just seems like such a loser. But an incident on the new UK show "24 Hours With..." provides a window into how pathetic this dude is. On the show, host Jamie Campbell interviews a celebrity with whom he is locked together in a room for 24 hours. Campbell makes a joke about gay sex and Brown gets a wee bit too upset for someone who should be more secure in his sexuality.
Here is how it went down:
BROWN: They told me it was going to be like a prison.
CAMPBELL: How do I measure up to your cellmates?
BROWN: You're dangerous.
CAMPBELL: I haven't tried any sex moves on you yet.
BROWN: What the f**k do you mean sex moves? Do I Look like... You saying you haven't even tried any sex moves yet. Are you, are you...
CAMPBELL: Am I gay? Would it make a difference?
BROWN: Are you?
CAMPBELL: Why would it make a difference?
BROWN: You said to me, I haven't even tried any sex moves on you yet. Yet? What the f**k you mean, 'yet'? I'm a grown-ass man. Yet? On live TV I will f**k you up. Trust.
CAMPBELL: I only meant it as a joke.
BROWN: Okay well you shoulda laughed afterwards. Cause I didn't laugh.
CAMPBELL: The conversation went, I said to you, 'do you think I'm an okay cellmate compared with the guys in prison. And you said, I think you're dangerous. And I said, and I haven't even tried any sex moves yet. It was just a joke.
BROWN: Can you answer the question though? Are you?
CAMPBELL: Would it matter to you if I was?
BROWN: You said, you haven't even tried any sex moves on me yet. Do you know I will f**k you up in here? Do you know that?
CAMPBELL: I mean, don't you disrespect me by suggesting that...
BROWN: Suggesting that what?
CAMPBELL: Suggesting that somehow my answer would make me less of a man in your eyes?
BROWN: I think you're less of a man for not answering.
CAMPBELL: I think it's like a joke. It was just a joke.
BROWN: (cracking knuckles) you know what would be more of a joke, you know what would be really more of a joke, if the 24 hours ended right now. That would be more of a joke.

Uh, OK. Someone has ISSUES!!! I wonder if there is room at that gayhab clinic that Isaiah Washington went to.