Dancing With the Stars recap...

I'm not near as invested on "Dancing With the Stars" as "American Idol" but I did catch last night's results show as I descended into some kind of reality show stupor. So John Ratzenberger got eliminated! Hooray! Shoulda been gone a few weeks ago instead of Heather Mills who put so much effort into what she was doing and was an inspiration to watch. Billy Ray Cyrus was spared but just barely. Next week has GOT to be his last spin on the dance floor.

Now let's talk about my fave Kailia Ali and her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskly who I want to take lessons from. These two did a smoldering Samba and scored a perfect 30! They are my pick to win and I have to say that I have a girl crush on Kaila. I love the way she conducts herself and gives it all she has. And Maksim? Help. Me. Please.

But if Kaila and Maksim falter, the adorable Apolo Anton Ohno could be right up there as he and partner Julianne Hough are so in sync...and speaking on NSYNC, well sorta, I'm also bullish on Joey Fatone who is my dream guy. Personality, looks, energy. Love him. He and partner Kym Johnson are never boring on that dance floor and, whatever happens on the show, I hope this leads to a higher profile in show business for Joey who has reminded us of his appeal.

And finally, Ian Ziering. He's been a little stiff but still solid and this is the week where he broke free and really impressed the judges. I think he will end up finishing fourth because Kaila, Apolo and Joey are just a bit better. If that happens, I will miss that snesational smile as wekk as those sleeveless shirts he favors that display those marvelous biceps.