Hating Georgia Rule...
You know I don't like to be a hater...BUT...I think I am entitled after my friends Eddie, Robert and I decided to get out of the Palm Springs heat yesterday afternoon and take in showing of "Georgia Rule." We knew the film had been slammed by critics but some of our favorite movies have been panned. Well, we hated it. I've seen every one of Jane Fonda's movies (except the French ones with Roger Vadim in the 60s) and am a big fan. So I could not miss an opportunity to see her on the big screen again in just her second feature in 17 years. Fonda, a two-time Oscar winner and a seven-time nominee, does just fine in what, unfortinately, is a very thinly-written role. It's almost like the movie is missing scenes that would have helped us to understand her character better and see why she is such a crabby granny to grandaughter Rachel (Lindsay Lohan) and a withholding mother to daughter Lily (Felicity Huffman).
Lohan's Rachel is a bratty, selfish, disrespectful California teen whose mom ships her off to Idaho for a summer with her estranged mother. But is Rachel such a horror because she was molested by her stepfather? At first we think so, then we don't then we do again, then we don't...and then we almost don't care because we hate her so much. She seduced this sweet Morman kid, tries to seduce her boss (a local veteranarian) and goes around acting like some kind of Lolita. But she's really sad inside so we're not supposed to hate her.
Huffman is nowhere near as good as she was in her Oscar-nominated performance for "Transamerica" but she has some good lines as the lush of a mother torn between her daughter and her husband and over who to believe. In one scene, she goes on a real bender and when Georgia goes to check on her, she sees that her daughter has cut off her long blonde hair. She asks her why.
"If was getting in the way of my drinking," Lily says, sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by liquor bottles.
We all laughed out loud.
It's hard to assess Lohan's performance. She clearly has the best role of anyone in the film but how do you know where the character stops and Lohan begins? Rachel is a vixen without any shame. In real life, we see Lohan's picture at every party or opening, we see her with this boyfriend or that boyfriend, we see her maybe doing drugs in a bathroom if Internet photos are to be believed, and we see her check into rehab.
So as we walked out of the theater, Eddie wondered how maybe Natalie Portman would have been in the role because she doesn't bring that off-screen baggage to a movie. I think Lohan needs to really think about what her off-screen antics are doing to her acting career because she has shown talent in other films and of all the annoying over-exposed celebutants, she is the one who has a chance of having a long career.
I hope she doesn't blow it.

Greg Hernandez has covered the entertainment industry for the Daily
News since 2001. He's considered a bit odd by some for his obsession
with box office numbers, has been known to camp out near the kitchen
at premieres for first crack at the hors d'oeurves, and Greg's never
seen a red carpet he didn't want to stroll down.