Kathy Griffin teaches Larry King about gays...

Oh my God. I posted a little comment Kathy Griffin made on "Larry King Live" about wanting to date Anderson Cooper in today's Quotables post not realizing there was oh-so much more the outrageous D-lister said to the old geezer in suspenders. Here is part of the transcript I just discovered on AfterElton.com which likened her to "a drag queen in heat, gunning for everybody from Nicole Ritchie to Liz Taylor to Angelina Jolie!"

Kathy, questioning Larry on potential suitors, asks "What about me and Jim McGreevey?"
Larry: "That's not a head of state—that's a governor."
Kathy: "Plus, he's gay. That's the joke, Larry! Remember when he came on with his life partner? Or, as you called it, "love partner". You said that to him."
Larry: "I said he was his love partner—"
Kathy: "No, it's life partner! Don't piss off the gays, Larry, let me tell you, it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made!"
Larry: "What happens?"
Kathy: "Because they have an army and they will come after you and they will find you!"

Kathy on more potential suitors:
Larry: "Girls who date gays, who go out with gays a lot. What's that story?"
Kathy: "Well, here's my dream...what about me and Merv? Is he gay? Merv Griffin, that's the perfect marriage of convenience, right? He has more money than God, I keep my same name, I look the other way when he's with the pool boy. I'm not making an assumption here. I'm just curious."
Larry: "And, you keep the same name. That's true."
Kathy: "Right! I would've been perfect to marry Rock Hudson or like one of those guys. What do I care? I'm always busy. I've got a lot of on my plate."
Larry: "Wouldn't it bother you, the guy would have no romance with you?"
Kathy: "Not really, because I'm on the side with Jose the gardener—everybody's happy, everybody wins!"

Griffin also tries to convince King to do a pride festival and asks him if he has ever done one.
Larry: "Gay pride fest?"
Kathy: "Yes, Larry!"
Larry: "No, I've never done it. I've seen the parade."
Kathy: "Well, why don't you go do a gay pride fest?...Well, you got to get more in the fold, Larry!!! Now I did Orlando gay days—what happens is the gays take over a park and you've never so many six pack abs in your life. They're all in very good shape and they don't touch a carb! You go there and they're outrageous and they have glow sticks! It's fabulous!