Rosie sounds off on tour (Imagine that...)
This is some funny stuff. Rosie O'Donnell certainly is feeling better about her earlier-than-expected departure from "The View" which was hastened by an on-air argument with former co-host and "friend: Elisabeth Hasselbeck. She played the drums for Cyndi Lauper on Sunday night's stop in Columbia, Md. of Lauper's True Colors Tour.
"I got to tell you, I've been hanging around with those heteros for a full year and it's not fun," she said to the crowd. "Turn around one minute and they'll stab you in the back with a high heel. They will."
Of creepy and pathetic Donald Trump she said: "We have a difference of opinion, Donald and I. He likes his women thin and silent. I like large and loud. Every time I saw Trump on one of those shows saying I was fat and unappealing, I'm like, 'Pass the Doritos.' "
She even managed a quip about Roe v. Wade saying: "I don't want anyone to have control over my body besides me and Angelina Jolie." Then, to reassure her partner of 10 years, who was at home, she added: "Just a little joke, Kelli. She's out sick. She'll never hear it. Don't you YouTube it, or it'll be two more years of counseling."
"The View" lost to Ellen DeGeneres Friday night at the Daytime Emmy Awards and at the awards, Hasselbeck t9old PEOPLE.com that she has no hard feelings toward Rosie despite their explosive on-air clashes: "With Rosie, the conversation is always fun, real and true," she told PEOPLE at Friday's Daytime Emmys On3 gifting lounge in Hollywood. "I think this year was really special, indeed. The show is so much about chemistry and great conversation. We certainly had that this year. It's been a really fantastic year."

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