Tuesday Quotables...

"One of the most annoying myths about celebrity is that it might get you laid. In fairness, the people I do sleep with are better looking than the people I slept with prior to becoming famous. But I think it's too do with being rich as well."
- Graham Norton

"It took them more than a year to convince me to take the part. I wanted to go all the way. I didn't want to do a drag joke. I wanted to do Edna like the great musical stars, so people could have the joy of me really being someone else. I took a personal interest in designing that lady so she had a figure. I said, 'Give me a little waist. Give me big breasts and a big butt, but make me a woman.' And, of course, we had to get the right wig which was a hoot."
- John Travolta on playing a woman in "Hairspray."

"I’m not gay, but George Michael is one of the best looking guys I’ve ever seen in my life!"
- Gareth Gates, 2002 "Pop Idol" runner up (Britain's 'American Idol')

"Elisabeth [Hasselbeck] needs a lobotomy! How can she defend the Bush administration? Being pregnant doesn't [screw] with your head that much."
- Sharon Osbourne on "The View" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck