Two guys named Matthew went jogging...
..over the weekend and TMZ.com is asking its readers to try and figure out which one is Mr. McConaughey and which one is Mr. Perry. Readers of Out In Hollywood are already quite familiar with the shirtless one but for the record, I think Matthew Perry is an absolute babe. Anyone looks a little dumpy next to the Adonis that is Matthew McConaughey...




Here's my reality show pitch:
Title: "Welcome, Matts"
Premise: Matthew McConaughy helps whip ex-"Friends" Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc into shape with a strenuous program of jogging, weight-lifting, surfing, cycling, and, of course, drunken bongo playing -- hey, it's all good! All the while, Matthew M and his good friend Lance Armstrong show the aging Matts how to look great, feel great, beat back life-threatening diseases ... and still have time for the ladies while engaging in serious male bonding.
Setting: The show takes place on the beach, of course, and all of the Matthews must bunk together in a sweet Airstream trailer, eating only the grill-cooked goodies approved by Matthew M.
Host: Gary Coleman. (Why shouldn't Gary Coleman get a little love, am I right?)