I mourn what could have been...Nick and Mike working out all summer long, Dustin rubbing sunblock all over Nick's back day after day, Mike discovering he might be gay, and crybaby Amber, bully Dick, anorexic Danielle, den mother Kail, and braindead Jen all being voted out first! Instead, we have Danielle as the new head of household, Mike out, Nick out back-to-back and Dustin or fun Eric most likely the next to go. It makes me yearn for the old days when Mike was just lounging around the house wearing next to nothing...here are some flashbacks courtesy of guytvblog.com...

I don't know about you, but I feel so much better now...