Rosie's adventures in Miami...

Thought I'd check in on Rosie O'Donnell via her blog and as you can see from the photo, she is having a good time in Miami with the family. But not everything went swimmingly after she and wife Kelli had dinner in South Beach the other night. She writes of an incident with a dude with anger issues:
tonight dinner in so beach, a very gay city, kel and iin r pt cruiser - top down...
...we had just finished eating, about to head home...2 many people...
when along came a bald screaming infuriated man - it’s always a man, i tell ya -
i stood next to his hog when kel backed out so as not to hit it - i ride...
... as i buckled my belt, he ran towards r car, angry: “MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!”
“chill dude - we didn’t touch it” ...his eyes were wild, stretched open wide.
he got madder pupils big - snorting like a dragon
"FUCKING LESBIANS" he screamed
the trump card, always...and we r supposed to cower, to fall 2 r knees ashamed,
not good enough, unworthy...
not tonight mr bald muscle man with a pimped out hog...not tonight
i stood up in the front seat, hands above my head, smiled and yelled, "CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!"
...he stormed back to his table, right there in the lincoln mall
sun is setting, it is beautiful here in miami...dolphins and dreams...
peace out

Greg Hernandez has covered the entertainment industry for the Daily
News since 2001. He's considered a bit odd by some for his obsession
with box office numbers, has been known to camp out near the kitchen
at premieres for first crack at the hors d'oeurves, and Greg's never
seen a red carpet he didn't want to stroll down.