We all know that mega-blogger Perez Hilton takes no prisoners when critiques the appearance of various celebrities. He can be less than kind, to put it mildly. But Perez and his latest hair color got a critique on A Socialite's Life today:

J. Harvey: The girl in the corner is like "I have to laugh and think he's funny or he might write about me." What the hell? Isn't he only like in his late 20's/early 30's? You shouldn't look like someone's uncle visiting from Italy for Gina's wedding. That 2nd pic is disturbing. There's a lot of self-loathing going on here. Where do you start?

Lisa Timmons: I don't know what you guys are talking about, this grey blob looks dead-sexy to me. Oh wait, here are my glasses...oh. Nevermind.

Ouch!!!