The faux love affair between Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor...

First there was the red carpet kiss, or almost kiss. And now Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell admit, with a wink, that the stars of "Cassandra's Dream" are the hot new couple.
The following exchange was reported in Metro.co.UK today:
Ewan: "Me and Colin Farrell lovers? Yes. You heard it here first. Friends, lovers, all of those things."
Colin, walked up behind him on the red carpet in Toronto and confirmed it: "We're lovers, but only physically. No movies, no dinners, or long meaningful conversations caring about how the other person is doing in their lives...We just like to make love every now and then. Once a year is going to be the deal, like Woody Allen makes his films....We're going to make love once a year. He does look well, doesn't he? Very dapper. It's the accent as well that gets me."
Ewan: "I'm going to watch a film with people who like to watch films. Then Colin and I are going to go crazy!"

I know they are kidding but it's still kinda hot.