Are the Tom Cruise gay rumors finally put to rest?

Have you seen the new issue of In Touch? That's the mag that has been pushing the story of Angelina and Brad breaking up every other day and other stories that never seem to end up being true.
So we can take this latest cover story on Tom Cruise with a grain of salt I suppose but really, who even cares anymore? We used to wish he was gay but I don't know that it even matters to us now. For decades there have been the rumors - someone knows someone who knows someone - who allegedly hooked up with the three-times married star.
So In Touch has a story about porn star-turned-private investigator Paul Barresi who conducted an extensive investigation of the gay rumors, "Everything I've found and everything I know points to Tom being heterosexual," Paul tells In Touch.
OK then, it's all settled.



Baressi is a whore who works for whoever pays. He outed Travolta, but La Mapother coughs up the big bucks. This "story" is obviously a pre-emptive strike against what Andrew Morton may have discovered in the book he's writing about La Cruise.
Right from now until January we will be hearing these new revelations about Tom's sexuality and Nicole's miscarriages to counter the Morton claims. The book isn't even out yet, nobody really knows what it will contain and yet the $$$$ci-fi's are already running scared, bombarding people with tales of heterosexulity as if it's a done deal.
Obvious lame attempt to "in" Tom as if any gay would want him on the team anyway! The man's an overpaid, overblown lunatic ingrained into a cult of other lunatics living the high life.
Roll on January!