Scott Caan drops an f-bomb...

How are ever gonna get kids to using the f-bomb on the playground if grown-ups can't think of a more appropriate slur to use when they are really pissed off at somebody?
Scott Caan unleashed the word on the paparazzi yesterday as he was leaving the Newroom Cafe in Beverly Hills.
According to TMZ.com, he said from his car: "You tryin to be nice about it? I saw you shootin me while I was eatin a cheeseburger. Fuckin jack-off. I'll give you a thousand dollars to come fight me, how bout that? $2000. $2500. Ten grand if you'll fight me. Get a real job, you faggot."

OK, let's think of some other words Scott could have used since his vocabulary seems to be rather limited: Insect? Loser? Reptile?