"As the Stomach Turns" Recap: Noah and Ameera have the wedding...

I've decided that I'm gonna try not to get too pissed off over this entire Ameera storyline since there are so many things going on in real life that are far more worthy of my rage like paying over $50 to fill my gas tank!
So, I'm just gonna take it all as a big, fat joke. Like when Holden's mom - far too excited about planning the wedding - asks Lily how she's doing with all this wedding jazz, Lily says: "This is hardly a traditional wedding. My son's boyfriend is marrying a girl so she doesn't have to go back to Iraq...It's just a very difficult situation for Luke."

Then there is brave Luke who doesn't have the heart to put the kibosh on this fiasco: "You're saving a life," he sweetly tells Noah who's having trouble coming up with bulls*it vows. "I'm so proud to be in love wityh somebody who would do something this amazing."

There was a brief moment when I thought this all might be thwarted! Lily walks in and says: "Ameera's gone!" I thought that maybe she had married the dude in the bar from last week instead, or - God forbid, she had been kicked in the head by one of the horses on the Snyder farm! But no, she just went for a walk.

Later, as Saint Luke sits at the table trying to write Noah's fricken vows, a make family member (a real hunk but I don't know who he is) warns Luke to watch out, how things can turn on a dime even when you think you are on solid footing. Luke does admit to this frustration: "Now he's going to have to keep our relationship a secret which is exactly what I wanted to avoid by coming out!"

More to come shortly...