James McCreepy says he's broke, relies on rich boyfriend...

Jim McGreevey is such a loser.

I've thought so since the day he resigned as New Jersey governor and declared himself "a gay American." He woulda stayed a closeted American had his hand not been forced and his book tour that followed was nauseating.

And now we have the bitter divorce trial of Jimbo and his dumb estranged wife Dina Matos McGreevey in which they are airing their considerable dirty laundry. The ex-guv said on the witness stand this week that he relies on his wealthy boyfriend, Mark O'Donnell, to help him pay alimony to his first ex-wife as well as his soon-to-be second ex-wife.

He's sure got a lot of ex-wives for a gay American.

McGreevey said in court: "Without Mark's... without these loans, I could not afford legal fees. They are crushing. I want to pay my child support. I want to fulfill my obligations. It's incredibly frustrating."

Poor Jimbo claims his only sources of income are an adjunct professorship and some consulting; he's also a seminary student. He has borrowed $250,000 in rent, taxes and legal bills from his boyfriend and he said it will take him "decades" to pay back his debts.

The crazy ex-couple has already agreed upon custody of their daughter Jacqueline. After the alimony issue is decided, the divorce trial will focus on McGreevey's homosexuality.