Brody Jenner is lookin' for "Bromance"...

I don't know what Brody Jenner did to become "famous" except that he's Bruce Jenner's son. And Bruce is barely famous these days, right? But I do know this: he's a real hottie so if MTV wants to give him a reality show, who am I to protest?

And boy, does it sound homo-erotic! Here is the description of the show, called "Bromance," in Variety: "...He auditions a group of dudes to fill his "bro" vacancy. The show will follow the usual dating series conventions, as seen in shows like MTV's Tila Tequila showcase "A Shot at Love" or ABC's "The Bachelor." But in this case, it will be a bunch of guys taking part in contests and angling for alone time with Jenner.

And it comes from Ryan Seacrest Productions. What a world it;s become: a metrosexual like Seacrest producing a show bromance. Why doesn;t everyone just come out already! (just kidding, sorta)

Seacrest told Variety that the idea came out of the whole "man date" phenom, and movies like "Superbad" and "Knocked Up," which feature straight male pals at their core: "I can speak from experience -- girls can come and go, but a 'bromance' can last forever."

Oh Ryan, that's so sweet!

Brody has appeared in many reality shows that I have not seen a single episode of: "The Hills," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and Fox's "The Princes of Malibu."

The "Bromance" winner will be invited to join Jenner's entourage. Losing contestants will be kicked out of the show's bachelor pad home base each week in a "hot tub elimination ceremony" -- in which the guys will leave in just their swimsuit, dripping wet, luggage in tow.

Gay. Gay. Gay. I'm SO gonna watch!