Kathy Griffin has all the answers...

When I was in Palm Springs over the weekend, I picked up a copy of Passport, the gay travel magazine, and most enjoyed an interview with Kathy Griffin inside. Here are a few highlights:

Q. Let's do some free-asociation. Bette or Cher?
A. Oh! Did you see that movie with Meryl Streep, 'Sophie's Choice'? That's what this is like. Pass...pass!

Q. Botox or Restylane?
A. Botox. I tried Restylane once and it gave me bumps. Although, can I just go on record? I have had NOTHING for five years. I'm so tired of hearing I'm 'plastic surgerized.' Granted, I had some s**t done, but look, watch my forehead. (wrinkles foreheard). I can make full expressions. The only person in LA who can do it.

Q. Oprah or Dr. Phil?
A. Oprah! I would even do Gayle over Dr. Phil.

Q. Speedos or board shorts on a man?
A. "Board shorts, but remember I'm thinking straight guy, and it's not so kind to make the straight guys put on a Speedo. It's a little more loving to let them wear a board short.

Q. Obama or Hillary?
A. Oh boy. This is tricky. I don't want to piss off the lesbians. I voted for Hillary during the priimaries but now I'm leaning toward Obama.

Q. Diamonds or cash?
A. I'm gonna go cash because I'm still nervous about the blood diamond thing.