Kathy Griffin dishes with In Magazine LA...

Gee, i don't post enough about Kathy Griffin. Ha! But the truth is, this woman is so endlessly funny that there's always fresh material. She is the cover subject of the new issue of In Magazine Los Angeles which I picked up on my way out of Hugo's in West Hollywood this morning. Here are some highlights:

On new teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears: [She's] just writing my act for me. I should send her a muffin basket, not to congratulate her on the birth of her child, but just to thank her for material.

On Miley Cyrus: Someone needs to cool that crazy bitch. OK, what is going on with her? And not even the Vanity Fair pictures, what about the (expletive) ones on the Internet? Those are way worse. And she took it herself because you can clearly see her clicking the camera."

On Star Jones' divorce from Al Reynolds: Not as shocking as the pictures of [Al] in the underwear. It's one thing for him to blog and say, 'If you come up to me, I'm just a normal guy. Call me Al.' No, I think I'm going to call you gay model."

On Tyra Banks: One of the greatest gifts that I have been given in show business is not the gift of laughter but, believe it or not, when I was on 'The Tyra Banks Show' as part of the gift bag, they give you a little Vaseline holder that is bedazzled. I still have it, it;s in my purse. It is my favorite thing that I have ever been given by a celebrity because everytime I take it out, it;s a conversation piece. I love that wherever I am, people are like: 'Where did you get that Vaseline?' And I just go, 'Oh, Tyra Banks gave it to me.' I know, I 'm kind of implying that we're friends, and we're clearly not.