Lindsay and Samantha breaking up? "Are you [expletive] kidding me?!"

I could give a rats about Madonna's break-up (who didn't see that coming?) but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson?

Say it ain't so Joe!

Well, it ain't.

A story from the Daily Mail in England blared, "Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on the rocks after string of arguments." The same story quoted an anonymous source saying, "Sam needs her space away from Lindsay."

A rep for Lindsay told Access Hollywood the story in The Daily Mail is falkse:"They are fine."

Samantha had a far more colorful answer when asked about the report by a paparazzi Wednesday night: "Are you [expletive] kidding me?!"