Football: Blogger Reno gives St. Francis tips for Friday

The following is a comment by fellow blogger Reno Hightower posted on another thread. Someone mentioned Reno is the best thing on this blog, and that’s not all that farfetched. It’s a funny post so I though I’d share.

Saint Francis. Welcome to Paso Robles! Reno wants to point out several truths about Paso Robles football as New York can attest to.

#1 Ten to fifteen SF fans will get speeding, no left turn, texting, etc tickets by the local Barney Fife. Hey, you’re helping thew local economy!

#2 The junior high will be packed. The showers don’t work. And the low stadium lights give War Memorial Field an eerie Twilight Zone Effect.

#3 Get there early as the PRHS boosters start the tri-tip at 2pm. Have a couple of sandwiches and bring Reno one.

#4 You haven’t had hometown officiating until you been “HOMERED” by the white hat at PR. He is the brother to Barney Fife and brother in law of Paso Robles Head Coach. Reno swears on the bible to this.

Seriously, Saint Francis will do fine with QB Nelson, Travis T, and the rest of the hard nosed Lancers. Best of Luck. It is like going to St. Paul; only longer!

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