Planet of the Apes
This is how it starts. You give monkeys a few rights and the next thing you know, they're putting us in cages.
I mention this because the Spanish government has decided that apes have a right to life and freedom. I'm not sure how they feel about bestowing the pursuit of happiness.
I'm all for respecting animals, but something about this gives me the willies. I mean, OK, apes have rights, but the right to do what exactly? Throw poop?
MADRID (Reuters) - Spain's parliament voiced its support on Wednesday for the rights of great apes to life and freedom in what will apparently be the first time any national legislature has called for such rights for non-humans.
Parliament's environmental committee approved resolutions urging Spain to comply with the Great Apes Project, devised by scientists and philosophers who say our closest genetic relatives deserve rights hitherto limited to human



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