OK, you're president. Now what about the dog?

Well, after all this time, Mr. O is finally president (And I say "finally" only in terms of how long it's been, not as any reflection of my political preferences).

So what about the pooch you've been promising those kids of yours? If you've been having trouble deciding, get off your butt. You're the Decider in Chief now.

Here's some help: A little boy is offering to give you HIS dog! Frankly, I'm a little jealous the kid thought of it first. I would have offered up my hideous monster of a dog, but he would have destroyed the Lincoln bedroom and created all kinds of scandal.

Little Zachary Shiley offered the pup to Obama's daughters in a letter he wrote.

"We want her to have a good home, and what could be better than the White House... A dream come true," Shiley wrote in his letter to Malia Obama. "I almost forgot, the puppy is free," Shiley wrote.

Included with the letter are two photographs of the puppy with an American flag and Shiley with the puppy.