Presidential Debate Report Cards

The Candidates

Hillary Clinton A
No surprise. Nothing like tutorials from Bill.

Barack Obama B-
Sound bites, more style than substance and little else.

John Edwards B-
Could use another medical update.

Bill Richardson C
Should know that when Castro dies, Cuba will not be in a "post-Democratic" era.

Joe Biden C-
Leading contender... for The Comedy Store.

Chris Dodd C
Where's Bianca Jagger when you need her?

Dennis J. Kucinich C-
Who did this guy's hair dye job?

MIke Gravel D
I thought this guy was dead.

Moderator

Brian Williams D
Hardly Tom Brokaw. Nor Jim Lehrer, for that matter.