And now a brief diversion . . .
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s---, it takes all
morning."
(Insert your own rimshot here.)
About The
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Los Angeles Daily News City Hall reporter Rick Orlov writes about politics on the local, state and national stage.
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