Underneath the robes: Judge Alex Kozinski

Federal Judge Alex Kozinski, under scrutiny for a web site he maintained with sexually oriented pictures, is no shrinking violet, judged by a letter he submitted to a judicial blog.
The blog, Underneath Their Robes, had a survey a couple of years ago on the hottest judges. Kozinski took exception to being left off and nominated himself in a hilarious letter to the site. A snippet:
"I must say that I'm severely disappointed in the slate of candidates you have fielded for your Judicial Hottie contest. While I think the list of female candidates is excellent, the list of male candidates is, frankly, lacking. And what it's lacking is me.
"Sure, John Roberts and Jeff Sutton are young and extremely handsome, but so what? I have it on very good authority that discerning females and gay men find graying, pudgy, middle-aged men with an accent close to Gov. Schwarzenegger's almost totally irresistible.
"So I nominate myself."