Propositions? What propositions?
Before Mayor Don Kurth ended the public hearing last night on whether to allow Massage Envy into the city, he asked, "Any other questions? Any other confessions?"
Kurth was referring to Councilman Rex Gutierrez, who said just minutes prior that Massage Envy is a classy operation, unlike the others that have offered him "suggestive propositions."
Cue the raising of eyebrows.
What Gutierrez meant was that when he solicited advertisement for his publication years ago, he unknowingly entered a not so reputable massage parlor. I asked him for details.
Gutierrez went into a massage parlor on the northwest corner of Foothill and Haven to ask if the owner wanted to advertise with him. The establishment looked like a nondescript medical office with a bell that the councilman could ring at the counter. According to Gutierrez's records, the owner was listed as an Asian woman so he asked for her.
The receptionist thought Gutierrez was a customer. "Oh, you want a Chinese girl?" she asked.
In the end, Gutierrez did not patronize the establishment and the establishment did not advertise with him.
Kurth was referring to Councilman Rex Gutierrez, who said just minutes prior that Massage Envy is a classy operation, unlike the others that have offered him "suggestive propositions."
Cue the raising of eyebrows.
What Gutierrez meant was that when he solicited advertisement for his publication years ago, he unknowingly entered a not so reputable massage parlor. I asked him for details.
Gutierrez went into a massage parlor on the northwest corner of Foothill and Haven to ask if the owner wanted to advertise with him. The establishment looked like a nondescript medical office with a bell that the councilman could ring at the counter. According to Gutierrez's records, the owner was listed as an Asian woman so he asked for her.
The receptionist thought Gutierrez was a customer. "Oh, you want a Chinese girl?" she asked.
In the end, Gutierrez did not patronize the establishment and the establishment did not advertise with him.
Sounds like a joke.
Gutierrez went into a massage parlor...
Didn't think it was possible for Rex to sound more cheesy. Then, I read about him pitching ad space for his "publication" at a massage parlor. Sheesh!!
Rex, please go away.
Rex's Preliminary Hearing scheduled 1/15/2010, 8:30 a.m. San Bernardino County courthouse.
I wonder if Rex will try and pack the courtroom with his "Rex Supporters", similar to his stunt at the council meeting some time ago.
I wonder if Rex will try and pack the courtroom with Mormons, Catholics, "good" Christians, Democrats, Repubs, cats, dogs...
...Mr. Potter, Clarence, Mr. Gower, Ernie, Bert, Zuzu, Zuzu's petals...