Knock, knock
That banging on your door could be a Census worker wondering why you were among the 28 percent in this city that failed to mail in the 2010 Census form.
On Saturday, 635,000 Census takers across the nation started knocking on doors. The response rate in this city so far is 72 percent, which is also the nation's rate. In 2000, Rancho Cucamonga's response rate was 76 percent.
On Saturday, 635,000 Census takers across the nation started knocking on doors. The response rate in this city so far is 72 percent, which is also the nation's rate. In 2000, Rancho Cucamonga's response rate was 76 percent.
Or ... your punchline could be, "Census here, could we ask if you are Hispanic, non-white?"
"Who's there?"
"Census."
"Census who?"
"Census here, could we ask how many are in your household?"
Rimshot....anybody,please stop this maddness!