Rex brings sexy back
Is it me or is Rex Gutierrez's Vineyard Press getting more risque?
This month's holiday issue, which came to doorsteps this week, contains a new feature "Sexy Senior." Belle Knott is the lucky gal selected this month. There's also a naughty joke about an old lady who lifts up the hem of her nightgown to men and says, "super sex." I'll leave the punchline to page 14.
Despite his legal troubles, Gutierrez spent November working on his publication. This month features a couple of advice columns, blurbs about his advertisers and several long contemplative essays by Gutierrez, who reflects on God, his memories of his grandmother and the time his brother almost drowned.
He leaves a message with one of his former colleagues ("Diane, don't forget to take down your large campaign sign across from Costco. It was still there at the end of November.") and takes a stab at code enforcement for requiring an elderly couple to landscape their front yard even though their property has been unchanged for 40 years. Underneath an ad for a Sunrize Center tenant, Gutierrez calls the Sunrize Center "the bomb!" and likens it to Victoria Gardens "but less stuffy." I wonder what he'll say about Victoria Gardens if it decides to advertise with him.
Finally, on page 22, Gutierrez writes about what a rough year he's had and the friends and foes who have responded.
"Some were vicious in their comments. Politicians who had something to gain by my demise were the worst. Not all, but most," Gutierrez wrote. "Do not trust a politician until he has proven himself worth of your respect. Test his or her loyalty. Politicians will use you and toss you aside like a piece of bruised fruit when you are no longer of benefit to them."
The Vineyard Press will soon deliver only to those who requests a copy. If you think the publication is like a piece of bruised fruit, do nothing. If you'd like to continue receiving copies, send Gutierrez an e-mail or call 909-994-3881.
This month's holiday issue, which came to doorsteps this week, contains a new feature "Sexy Senior." Belle Knott is the lucky gal selected this month. There's also a naughty joke about an old lady who lifts up the hem of her nightgown to men and says, "super sex." I'll leave the punchline to page 14.
Despite his legal troubles, Gutierrez spent November working on his publication. This month features a couple of advice columns, blurbs about his advertisers and several long contemplative essays by Gutierrez, who reflects on God, his memories of his grandmother and the time his brother almost drowned.
He leaves a message with one of his former colleagues ("Diane, don't forget to take down your large campaign sign across from Costco. It was still there at the end of November.") and takes a stab at code enforcement for requiring an elderly couple to landscape their front yard even though their property has been unchanged for 40 years. Underneath an ad for a Sunrize Center tenant, Gutierrez calls the Sunrize Center "the bomb!" and likens it to Victoria Gardens "but less stuffy." I wonder what he'll say about Victoria Gardens if it decides to advertise with him.
Finally, on page 22, Gutierrez writes about what a rough year he's had and the friends and foes who have responded.
"Some were vicious in their comments. Politicians who had something to gain by my demise were the worst. Not all, but most," Gutierrez wrote. "Do not trust a politician until he has proven himself worth of your respect. Test his or her loyalty. Politicians will use you and toss you aside like a piece of bruised fruit when you are no longer of benefit to them."
The Vineyard Press will soon deliver only to those who requests a copy. If you think the publication is like a piece of bruised fruit, do nothing. If you'd like to continue receiving copies, send Gutierrez an e-mail or call 909-994-3881.
Seems to be a lot different than the online version. If he'd just put the same content online, he could save a few trees.
If "Sexy Senior" was in the online version, how would the seniors who don't use computers find out who's hot?
The same thing most computer-novice adults do: Ask their kids!
:-D
I got the paper yesterday and enjoy reading all in it.
I can read this paper without sneezing and caughing. It must be better ink than Daily Bulletin.
I will give it to my friend in Upland when I am finished with it.
So you're allergic to the Daily Bulletin, Mariann?
Allergic, yes to the printed version.
Luck is that I have my PC.
Well so much for his little rag, he's going to prison as he should.