Pirate Messaging Service
Avast ye scurvy dog! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Leave us a message on our Pirate Answering Service by calling 818-935-5236 in your best pirate voice and tell us who should walk the plank today. Check back here all day; we'll post the best messages below. Arrrrgh!
Oh, and try not to identify yourselves. Just be a good pirate and leave your pirate name. Ya!




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Captain Blackheart is having a heckuva good time in Port Royal Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 11:46 AM
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 11:49 AM
A dead-on Captain Jack Sparrow wishes you a good day. Arrrgh! Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 11:51 AM
One pirate wants to split his booty! Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 11:53 AM
An angry-sounding pirate is lookin' to set sail with ye. Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 11:55 AM
One young squab is in search of gold today. Keep an eye on your booty! Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:04 PM
The Jolly Roger tells you how to talk like a real pirate. Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:05 PM
A bunch of rowdy pirates are looking for a map of Los Angeles. Can't be anything but trouble. Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:07 PM
Blackbeard tells you to brush your teeth. Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:09 PM
Black Jack John threatens a trip to Davy Jones' Locker. Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:10 PM
Old Prawn Lips McGillicuty is looking for a bucket o' chum. Any takers? Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:14 PM
Saaaarsgaaard!!! Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 12:17 PM
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings? Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 01:48 PM
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 01:50 PM
Captain Brightwell thinks he's the best pirate. Listen Here in Mp3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 01:51 PM
Where do Pirates shop for toys? Listen Here in MP3
Posted by: Captain Jack | September 19, 2007 06:27 PM