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Pirate Messaging Service

Avast ye scurvy dog! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Leave us a message on our Pirate Answering Service by calling 818-935-5236 in your best pirate voice and tell us who should walk the plank today. Check back here all day; we'll post the best messages below. Arrrrgh!

Oh, and try not to identify yourselves. Just be a good pirate and leave your pirate name. Ya!

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Captain Blackheart is having a heckuva good time in Port Royal Listen Here in Mp3

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Listen Here in Mp3

A dead-on Captain Jack Sparrow wishes you a good day. Arrrgh! Listen Here in Mp3

One pirate wants to split his booty! Listen Here in Mp3

An angry-sounding pirate is lookin' to set sail with ye. Listen Here in Mp3

One young squab is in search of gold today. Keep an eye on your booty! Listen Here in Mp3

The Jolly Roger tells you how to talk like a real pirate. Listen Here in Mp3

A bunch of rowdy pirates are looking for a map of Los Angeles. Can't be anything but trouble. Listen Here in Mp3

Blackbeard tells you to brush your teeth. Listen Here in Mp3

Black Jack John threatens a trip to Davy Jones' Locker. Listen Here in Mp3

Old Prawn Lips McGillicuty is looking for a bucket o' chum. Any takers? Listen Here in Mp3

Saaaarsgaaard!!! Listen Here in Mp3

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings? Listen Here in Mp3

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? Listen Here in Mp3

Captain Brightwell thinks he's the best pirate. Listen Here in Mp3

Where do Pirates shop for toys? Listen Here in MP3

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