Eva Mendes presented the Favorite Male Star award — she, as every presenter does, emphasizes that “You” voted for these people; these are “Your” awards. People also often seem to run through and high-five the shriekers in the crowd up front. Johnny Depp won. Appearing via “satellite” and speaking with a vague British accent, Depp was a little too subtle for the room. Which didn’t keep that contingent of the audience from whooping and howling during his speech.

Favorite Female Singer: Kelly Clarkson. The other nominees — including Gwen Stefani, who obviously just enjoyed a career year — didn’t seem to be there.

Cameron Diaz won one of those lame trophies that comes with product-placement attached. Sensibly, she was a no-show.