Oscars: Plastic surgery or bobcat attacks?
During all the endless post-Oscar prattle, the TV folks are talking to anyone they can get, and I don't want to name any names, but for God's sake, I must've seen what surely represents millions of dollars in malpractice suits against plastic surgeons. Honestly, some of these people look like their faces are covered in Mondo, that spackle you trowel on over dents in your car.
