... because you need to be damn near starving to really enjoy the food they serve backstage at most awards shows. Yeah, I know we shouldn't complain too much because it is free. On the other hand, we're pretty much captive inside the Shrine Auditorium for hours on end, so feeding us keeps us civilized. Can anyone explain,though, why a catering company that heaps so many sandwiches in a basket that they end up about a quarter inch thick bothers to place business cards on the buffet? Oh yeah, that's just what I want to treat my guests to at my next catered affair.