How can you argue with the glamour, style and nonchalance of Brangelina? If there is American royalty, it's these two. But remember, Marilyn Beck and Stacy Jenel Smith of our Celebrities column know: BRAD PITT IS BOX OFFICE POISON. He can't buy a hit (in movies that don't also feature Clooney, that is).

Tell me, in your heart -- deep within your cold, dark heart -- would you really want to traipse around the developing world with Angelina Jolie, adopting children willy nilly and all that? Well, you know your answer. Keep it to yourself, chippie.