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February 25, 2007

Scorsese: "It's been worth it."

Martin Scorsese finally wins an Oscar but he doesn't have a ton to say about the emotions of it. He's a film buff with an encyclopedia mind and he's back here talking about film perservation etc.Finally, someone gets him to reflect on the enormity of it all: "Good thing I didn't get it before. Maybe it would have changed the kind of movies I made or something. I'm glad that it went this way. I'm glad it's taken this long. It's been worth it."
While he campaigned for "The Aviator" and "Gangs of New York," he wanted to lie low on any campaigns for "The Departed" on his behalf: "Let's relax and make as good a film as we can."
On past losses: "You've got to get on with your life and get on with your work. The work is what's important."
He added: "Winning for me, I gotta tell you, is making the pictures."

Mirren: the hardest working monarch in showbiz...

Helen Mirren, who walked in carrying a vodka gimlet, is back here answering a question in perfect French. I have NO IDEA what she is saying but she sounds lovely. Is there nothing this woman can't do. Holding her first Academy Award ever, she told reporters backstage that she finished filming "Elizabeth I" (the TV movie that won her the Emmy, the Golden Globe and the SAG award) then had only two weeks before she began filming "The Queen" which had her playing Queen Elizabeth II for which she has won EVERYTHING. Then, after just after a month off, she began filming her final "Prime Suspect" movie for which she, of course, was critically acclaimed.
Before the ceremony, she said she felt "quite calm." She said she cared about winning but didn't dwell on it. "I didn't go there."

Alan Arkin dodges questions about "Norbit"

Eddie Murphy had already had the Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild awards for best supporting actor by the time his comedy "Norbit" hit theaters. There was a school of thought that they movie, while a huge box office hit, might undermine Murphy's Oscar chance since it is such a silly comedy seemingly below a "serious" actor."
So someone asks Arkin: "Were you glad to see those bilboards for 'Norbit" going up around time: "I don't keep score," he said. "This is a fun kind of insanity. Who's to say who's better?"

The thoughtful Forest Whitaker...

Those of us who have been covering the award shows this season, until tonight, Forest Whitaker's acceptance speeches have been horrendous. So when he won, some of us were keeping our fingers crossed. He did a smart thing: he prepared a speech and read from it. Usually that is so terrible for for Whitaker, it was wonderful because he wrote a wonderful, thoughtful speech and delivered it with so much heart.
Backstage, he was just as thoughtful on a variety of topics including the diversity of this year's nominees from African-Americans to Mexicans to Spaniards and on and on: "it's an amazing statement. We have ti be connected as a planet. This year, you see people from all over the world...Stories that are reflecting the diversity of humanity. We have to pay attention and understand that I affect you and you affect me."

Interpretive Dancing

What's better than interpretive dancing during a 3 1/2-hour awards show? Interpretive dancing in silhouette!

Jennifer Hudson on bald Britney: "I can only pray for her"

When you think about the Britney Spears mess, it says something about success coming too fast. Spears is the same age - 25- as Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson. So as Hudson stood holding an Oscar and on top of the world backstage, she was asked what advice she might have for this trouled, bald, tatooed and now-in-rehab one-time performer: "I can only pray for her," Hudson said, before adding, "It's not really any of my business."
Tell THAT to the tabloids!

Jennifer Hudson becomes just third African American to win supporting actress..

Jennifer Hudson follows Hattie McDaniel and Whoopi Goldberg as one of only three African-American actresses to ever win the best supporting actress Oscar."This represents a change and a difference," she said backstage after I asked her about being added to this very exclusive club.
Asked about Eddie Murphy's loss, she said: "I just know that he did an unbelievable job. I feel at this point, just being a nominee, we're all winners."
Still, with Hudson's win and that of Forest Whitaker for "Last King of Scotland," it was an excellent night for African American actors who have been largely ignored by the Academy until 2002 when a change took place with the duel wins of Denzel Washington and Halle Berry (the only African-American actress to EVER win the leading actress prize). Since then, Jamie Foxx has won lead actor, Morgan Freeman supporting actor and now Hudson and Whitaker.

Etheridge compares Oscars to "gay holiday"

"This is the only naked man who will ever be in my bedroom," said best original song winner Melissa Etheridge backstage. As one of the world's most famous lesbians, she was asked about thanking partner Tammy Lynn Michaels as her wife in her speech and giving her a big kiss before taking the stage.
"She was so important to me, especially with this project," she said of Michaels. "She said, 'Write what you feel.' She saved my life. I was kissing her because that's what you do when you win and Oscar, you kiss your loved one."
As far as anyone raising an eyebrow over such same-sex affection, Etheridge said: "I think the Oscars, it's like a gay holiday. So it's really meaningful that [host] Ellen [DeGeneres] or myself, there's no token gay here. It's a real mix here."

I want to thank the Academy...

... for showing excellent judgment in leaving Anna Nicole Smith out of the In Memoriam package. Yeah. technically speaking she was in a couple of movies, but...

Gore applaudes Etheridge from backstage...

Al Gore and the team behind "An Inconvenient Truth" were just wrapping up their backstage Q&A session and were almost out of the room when Melissa Etheridge's name was called as winner of best original song "I Need to Wake Up" which she wrote for the movie. Gore tip-toed back into the press room to watch Etheridge accept the Oscar. He clapped wildly and smiled ear-to-ear. He clapped again when Etheridge said "caring about the Earth is not red or blue, we are all green."

Mr. President...

It's kind of bizarre. Al Gore is back here taking questions, and at least three reporters have referred to him as "Mr. President." Finally, Gore says "I WAS president of the senate!"

Is Eddie out smoking...or is he SMOKING MAD?

Celine Dion is singing on the screen and the backstage interview is the foreign film winner who is speaking in German. So what is there to do? Gossip with Richard Roeper! He heard that after losing the best supporting actor race to Alan Arkin, Murphjy left! If that's the truth, it's not very gracious of Norbit. After all, remember 10 years ago when poor Lauren Bacall, as much as a front-runner for "The Mirror Has Two Faces" as Murphy was for "Dreamgirls," smiled bravely and clapped after Juliet Binoche won (this pains me to this day) then not only did Bacall stay through the whole show, she went to the Governor's Ball and danced with Kevin Spacey.

Lansing praises Tom Cruise...her surprise presenter

When Sherry Lansing saw Tom Cruise at a pre-Oscar party a few days ago, she said she thought he was kind of cold when he greeted her. When he presented her with the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award, he whispered into her ear that he really wanted to do it and that's why he couldn't say much at the party: "It was a secret. I had no idea who was giving me the award," Lansing said backstage.
She also, during a very loooooooooooooooooooong Q&A session, defended Cruise as an actor and believes he will be back at the top of his profession and be standing at the Academy Awards holding his own Oscar one day.
Cruise ex-wife Nicole Kidman, who presented the first award tonight with Daniel Craig, already has an Oscar, and ex-girlfriend Penelope Cruz is up for one tonight.

Jennifer Hudson thanks Jennifer Holliday, among others...

Hooray!!! It happened. After Eddie Murphy's loss, I was a bit nervous about this. But Jennifer Hudson took the best supporting actress Academy Award for "Dreamgirls" and she was tearful and gracious. "I just have to take this moment in. I cannot believe this. Look what God can do."
She hugged Beyonce and others on her way up to the stage. I gotta say, it is so annoying to have the music start playing her off the stage. Dammit. Cut out the stupid costume segment and let the best supporting actress speak!
Over the music, Jennifer Hudson did thank Jennifer Holliday, who originated the role of Effie on Broadway, won the Tony for it 25 years ago, and was publicly pissed off over not being given even a cameo in the film.
Holliday should feel much better now and thanks to the classy Hudson, her legacy was honored.

Pan's Labyrinth upset in foreign language category!

Now I wish I hadn't blown off the producer of "The Lives of Others" on the red carpet. I was sure "Pan's Labyrinth" would win in this category, especially since it had already won for art direction and cinematography AND make-up! With six nods overall, it seemed to be a shoo-in to win at least five wins...OK, here comes best supporting actress! Will Jennifer win? I'm a wreck!

What a display

Oscar producer Laura Ziskin meant well when she asked for some sort of display on stage of nominated costume designs. But what the hell was that? "Curse of the Golden Flower" and "Marie Antoinette" were showcased nicely, but the corgi next to the multiple versions of "The Queen," the two white-haired Mirandas in their "Prada" wear and the Voguish posing of the "Dreamgirls" were just campy gone weird.

Cruise likes THIS Paramount chair...

Something tells me that if Paraount Pictures studio head Brad Grey were receiving the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award tonight, Tom Cruise would not have shown up to present the honor. But since it was going to former studio head Sherry Lansing, under whom he enjoyed a heady run of hits over 20 years, Tommy was here with bells on. He's the perfect gentleman these days and I think the whole image makeover post-Oprah couch jumping and Brooke Shields bashing will work provided he follows it up with a good movie role and continued good behavior.
Sherry's speech was kinda stiff but she looks dazzling not just for a 61-year-old woman, but for a woman any age.

Favorite moments so far...

-- Meryl Streep giving co-presenters (and co-stars) Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway the evil eye from the audience when they quiz each other over who forgot to fetch Miss Streep her capacinno (I can't spell it!)

-- Helen Mirren, that classy English Dame, saying the entire title of "Borat:Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kasakhstan" with a straight face and dignified manner...making it all the funnier.

-- Host Ellen asking Speven Speilberg to take a photo of her and Clint Eastwood in the audience. Then had him take a second one because it wasn't centered enough.

-- Ellen saying Dame Judi Dench was not at the awards because she was having "knee surgery" (she used air quotes) then adding that it was actually surgery on eyes. Then later she says she has to correct herself: "It wasn't her eyes...it was her boobs."

Ellen to nominees: "It's not that we don't have time for long speeches...we don't have time for boring speeches!"

Next, the hook

Was it me or did “The Departed” screenplay winner William Monahan just get played off – very gently – to “So Long, Farewell” from "The Sound of Music?"

Happy Feet win gives Greg happy face...

As an uncle who takes his niece and nephew to just about every animated film that comes out, I take special interest in the best animated film category. I figured "Cars" would win. It was good, it's Pixar, made gobs of money, had top-flight talent. But the movie that me and the kids really loved was Happy Feet. After it was over, my 5-year-old nephew Ben could not stop tap dancing. "I have happy feet!" he explained. I mostly loved that this film had a wonderful message about accepting people's (or penguin's) differences...that different isn't bad. Let people, or penguins, be their authentic selves.

Green?

Vice President Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio just came out to announce that for the first time in Oscar history, the show has gone green, meaning whenever possible, choices favored those that were ecologically sound.
Of course, it probably was much closer to green back in the early ‘30s when it was just a dinner get-together of Hollywood insiders. You wanna be really green? Don’t force the closure Hollywood Boulevard for about a week, leaving cars trucks and buses belching fumes while they idle in the traffic.
And don’t anybody remind Al about all the chemical waste involved in metal plating on those statuettes.

Backstage notes....

Gosh, people keep calling me. Friends. A buddy Scott calls and says, "Hey, we're on the road. Do you know what radio station is playing the Oscars?" I whispered: "DUDE, I'm BACKSTAGE right now, I can't talk!" Then my friend Evan texts me to tell me he grew up with one of the winners and to ask him something but I don;t read the text until the guy was already out of the interview room.
Anyway, both Richard Roeper and I lament that fact that our predictions of major categories will not be perfect since we both picked Eddie Murphy to win. Richard and I are likethis now. I wouldn't be surprised if we went out and grabbed a few beers after this is over....

First "whoa" of the night

Alan Arkin's win for "Little Miss Sunshine" cuts into the sweep by persons of color. Djimon Honsou of "Blood Diamond" and Eddie Murphy of "Dreamgirls" -- who had a leg up from the SAG Awards, we thought -- were left in their seats. Arkin is the first "first-timer" among major categories. More to come, for sure.

First upset! Arkin wins...

Alan Arkin took the supporting actor trophy over tough competition, including front-runner Eddie Murphy. I can only think this helps "Little Miss Sunshine" in the best picture race. Ellen Degeneres is now roaming around the audience, she doesn't head toward Murphy, who can't be happy, but did chat with Mark Wallberg, who was clearly just happy to be nominated. I think Murphy is probably planning "Norbit 2" right now, and I don't blame him! But Arkin is a worthy winner.

Art-direction winners backstage...

Those Oscars sure look COOL!! The night's first winners are backstage -- they won for art direction for "Pan's Labyrinth." I wonder if they would let me hold it just for a minute. C'mon. which of you hasn't wanted to hold up an Oscar and give a fake speech? I have a friend whose husband won an Emmy, and I was at their house for brunch one Sunday and did the whole stand-in-front-of-the-miirror-with-the-Emmy thing. They just laughed because apparently about a dozen people had done it before me that very day.

All these answers are in Spanish from the "Pan's Labyrinth" peeps. How do you say, "Can I borrow your Oscar for a minute in Spanish?"

Ellen's on

Great opening sequence with absolutely no frills. Short, sweet and endearing straight-on interviews with the nominees, cut just quickly enough. Thank you, Errol Morris. Then came Ellen DeGeneres. She's known for her apolitical comedy, and she likes it that way. But she did get in one impartial comment. It came after acknowledging Jennifer Hudson, noting the irony that Americans did not vote for her to win "American Idol," and yet here she is with an Oscar nomination for "Dreamgirls." "And Al Gore is here tonight, (for the documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth')," DeGeneres said. "Americans did vote for him, and.... It's very complicated."

Touche. Al and Tipper had a good laugh, and Ellen got big applause.

Only minutes to go...

The show starts in a few minutes! So I'm sitting across from Stacy Jenel Smith, who does Marilyn Beck's column with her, and I told her about how 3 or 4 years ago, I was seated next to Beck at a screening of "The Four Feathers" on the lot of Paramount Pictures and midway through...I FELL ASLEEP! (I wasn't reviewing it!) so Stacy calls Marilyn up and asks her if she remembers. She does and puts her on the phone with me! We had a good laugh.

Road to the Oscars pre-show ...

It's so much more fun watching stuff going on on the red carpet backstage than actually on the red carpet. When I was out there, it was cold and blustery, and now I'm inside here sitting next to Richard Roeper sipping hot tea. Which would you rather be doing? Cameron Diaz is on the screen right now blabbering on and on. But she looks a lot better than she did at the Globes. Now Eddie Murphy is on and he insists that he likes ALL his movies: "I even like 'Pluto Nash.' "

They are doing a spot on Ryan Gosling right now. I ask you, is it really necessary to keep bringing up that he was on "The Mickey Mouse Club" with Justin, Britney and Christina Agulera? I mean, do all roads lead to Britney? I wonder if Britney is watching the Oscars from her rehab facility, and if so, if she is watching them with a wig on ...

Ricky's cool

I love Ricky Gervais! If you didn't catch his video message to Kate Winslet on E!'s red carpet coverage, then it's going to lose something in this translation. The creative genius behind "The Office" and star of "Extras" was polite and suportive of his old friend, but his Siamese cat apparently couldn't hold back, expressing her preference for Helen Mirren's performance and her snide opinion of Winslet's gown. Kate thoroughly enjoyed it, and that was the idea. Every nervous nominee should have a friend like him to help them relax on their way in to the big event.

Red Carpet happenings....

I'm back in the press room waiting for Roeper to get here. I've disagreed with many of his reviews this year so I hope things don't get ugly back here between us. But, some more red carpet sightings. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is here and said something about how cool it is to be mayor of LA where you can go from a baseball game in Encino to the Oscars. That's all fine, but he really should not have shown up at the Oscars wearing baseball gear.
KIDDING!
The queen Helen Mirren has arrived with hubby Taylor Hackford and said she was feeling "a combination of nerves and feeling unbelievably excited..it's always the most amazing afternoon and evening of one's life." She says her nominated role in "The Queen," allowed viewers to "look behind the curtain a bit behind the mystery of the monarchy."
And finally, Celine Dion shows up (not wearing the ridiculous backward white suit from years back...remember THAT?) and she said, "It's our fifth time at the Oscars and it's an amazing honor."
I'm just grateful she is not going to be singing "My Heart Will Go On." I can go another 25 years before hearing that song again.
Leonardo DiCaprio whisked by looking super-sharp with his hair slicked back and only stopping to sign an autograph for some little kid. I don't think Leo will win for "Blood Diamond" but, I believe he deserves to win.
Also, Jennifer Hudson whisked by. She looks like a winner already!

Get the Name Right, Facility

Beyoncé said on Oscar's red carpet Sunday: "It's a wonderful year to be an African-American actor."
If only they'd get the names right.

At Saturday's Independent Spirit Awards -- the indie Oscars -- newcomer Shareeka Epps, the African-American who won best actress for "Half Nelson," was called "Shakira" twice by presenter Felicity Huffman

"Oh, my name's Shareeka by the way," Epps said from the Spirit Awards stage.

At the end of the night, the unbearable Sarah Silverman, who hosted, said "Next year's host will be Facility Hoffman." Good one, Sarah.

Shouting questions at Jodie Foster, Catherine Deneuve and others...

So here's the deal, the press bleacher I'm at is situated right before the celebs are going to walk into the Kodak, so by that time, they are sick of doing interviews, I would guess. But, I was shouting out questions to see if they'd give me just a little crumb of something.

To Jodie Foster, looking like a million bucks in a Vera Wang gown, I said, "Jodie! Who ya rootin' for for best director." She looks back, smiles and says, "Awww, Martin Scoresse." That's the man who directed her to her first Oscar nomination 31 years ago in "Taxi Driver." Egads! Time Flies. She, of course, has won two Oscars since then. ...

Then, knock me over with a feather, I see the stunning, beautiful, flawless Catherine Deneuve. Wow! Total babe. Asked her who she is rooting for to win best picture. This French goddess looked panicked and said, "I don't know! I don't know!" So, I figure she doesn't want to take sides ... or she doesn't even know who the heck is nominated!

Simon says

If you're ex-Idol contestant and Oscar nominee Jennifer Hudson, one good thing about being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the Academy Awards red carpet is his ability to get Simon Cowell eating a heapin' helping of crow on tape. Cowell submitted a video message just for Hudson, whom he drubbed during her "American Idol" performances in season three. "We're rooting for you," he said, predicting she would win the supporting actress honor for "Dreamgirls." Hudson was so touched that she expressed concern about her makeup being runined by a tear or two. Finally! Simon making somebody cry is a good thing.

Bleacher buddies...

My credentials allow me access to the backstage interview room and what is called the press bleachers, which are different from what I'm used to but kinda fun. You are mixed in with seat-fillers, and I was sitting with Janice Campbell of Ontario, Calif., and Gale Wilson of San Dimas. We became fast friends and began giving our catty opinions of some of the fashions of the early arrivals. Some REAL nightmares! Joan Rivers must be fainting.

The co-screenwriter of "Borat" has arrived (not Sacha Baron Cohen, the other dude) and he told the announcer: "It's amazing, it's surreal. [Award season] seems to last forever. We hoped [the movie] would do well, but we were just blown away."

Paul Haggis, who won last year for "Crash," is up this year for adapated screenplay for "Letters From Iwo Jima," and says that with each Oscar win (he's won twice now) his wife says, "I get much better looking."

OK friends, I'm writing you this from the interview room, where I am slated to sit right next to Richard Roeper, who is currently doing the ABC pre-show. I'm going to go back out to the bleachers (and Janice and Gale) and see how the A-listers look now that they are arriving.).

Stay tuned!

The veep is in the house

The Kodak Theatre, anyway. Former Vice President Al Gore, hoping for a documentary award for director Davis Guggenheim's "An Inconvenient Truth," just did the red carpet thing with wife Tipper -- she in Bill Blass, he in Ralph Lauren.

He's as sharp and self-deprecating as ever. When E! host Ryan Seacrest asked him who could play Gore in a biopic, he replied, "I don't know ... William Hung?" If you've ever seen Al dance, you know his suggestion has some merit.

Oscar day is here!!!

I'm kinda under the weather here at the Oscars but will try my best to bring you what's going on. Got here later than I had hoped but had a chance to wander around the red carpet and chatted up Mark McGrath, the former Sugar Ray singer who is now co-host of "Extra." He could not have been nice and told me he is "still figuring this all out. It's been an interesting transition."
Then I saw Wolfgang Puck on the red carpet and walked right up to him, pointed to this tray of goodie he had and asked if it was all real chocolate Ichocolate Oscars, chocolate burgers etc). He said in his delightfully thicik accent: "Yes, all is chocolate except for salom on oscars at the bottom."
Gotcha.
I was just about to say hello to Joan Rivers when some Academy official demanded to see my credentials and said I was no longer allowed in this area. (bitch!)
I was ushered to the press bleachers where I was seated with some journalists and a bunch of seat fillers. The woman in front of me is from Japan and her dress has a big bow in the back. It's lovely. But, it is getting in my way. I feel like tearing it off.

February 13, 2007

She's really not going

Irony is alive and well and ready for its closeup at the Oscars. E! has announced that Jennifer Holliday, who may or may not still be extremely bitter about being passed over for the role of Effie in the "Dreamgirls" film, is going to provide live entertainment during its six-hour "Countdown to the Red Carpet" special. She's going to sing "And I'm Telling You, I'm Not Going" -- Effie's showstopper that marks the beginning of a steep personal and professional decline. Jennifer Hudson is picking up the hardware at nearly every awards show and is in the elite Oscar nominees club, but Holliday, who originated the role on Broadway, is digging her heels into the red carpet.

Oscar titles on DVD

Mark your calendars for two extraordinary, Oscar-nominated films, arriving on April 17th from Fox Home Entertainment:

THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
Oscar-nominee Forest Whitaker portrays the charismatic, yet psychopathic Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, who led one of the most horrific reigns of terror in modern times. Based on chilling, actual events, the film follows Amin’s rise to power and subsequent fall from grace chronicled from the perspective of his personal physician, a young Scotsman blinded by Amin’s charm who ultimately must confront both the reality of Amin and face the consequences of his own actions. Boasting gritty and realistic direction from documentary filmmaker Kevin MacDonald ("Touching The Void," "Being Mick") and a versatile supporting cast that includes James McAvoy ("The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe"), Gillian Anderson (“The X-Files”) and Kerry Washington ("Fantastic Four"), the DVD includes audio commentary by MacDonald, seven deleted scenes with optional director commentary, a “Capturing Idi Amin” documentary, and a Forest Whitaker featurette.

NOTES ON A SCANDAL

Two of the world’s best actresses, six-time nominee and Oscar-winner Judi Dench and three-time nominee and Oscar-winner Cate Blanchett deliver superb performances along with Golden Globe-winner Bill Nighy ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest," "Constant Gardner") in what The New York Observer called “a cinematic triumph of scalding intensity.” Directed by Richard Eyre ("Stage Beauty," "Iris"), the film is nominated for four Academy Awards including Best Acting nods for Dench and Blanchett as well as Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Original Score. In the story, one woman’s mistake is another’s opportunity in this stylish, suspenseful thriller that binds two women together by the secrets that they share. The DVD features deleted scenes, director commentary, webisodes, multiple featurettes – including “Notes On A Scandal: The Story Of Two Obsessions” and “Notes On A Scandal: Behind The Scenes."

February 12, 2007

Some head-scratching Grammy presenters...

Don't get me wrong, it was a GREAT show - one of the best in many years. But I ask you, what the HELL was Scarlett Johanson, who has never had a record in her brief life, doing presenting the BEST ALBUM award with Don Henley? What an insult to all the great artists and legends who were at the Grammys last night.
ascarlette.jpgWhy not have Joan Baez, who looked amazing and is a legend, present with Henley? That REALLY annoyed me. Apparently she is about to record an album. She asked Henley if he had any advice for her. He said: "No." And he seemed to mean it.
Then you had the strange presence of Al Gore presenting best ROCK album with Queen Latifah. I know he was initially scheduled to present with Mellisa Etheridge who wrote the song for his "An Inconvenient Truth" flick. But there was nothing really clever said to explain the former veep's presence.
And what about the trio who presented Best Country Album? Mandy Moore. OK, fine, she's a singer. LeAnn Rimes. Perfect. She's a singer AND does Country songs. so far so good. Rounding out the threesome? LUKE WILSON? What the? I like Luke Wilson, don't get me wrong. But he has no business presenting Grammys is all I'm saying.
And good God, what the heck was DAVID SPADE doing there? I know it's a CBS telecast. I know Spade has a new sitcom on CBS. But this man has officially started to bug me. He has to 1. Get a haircxut. 2. Get a new schtick.
In a similar gripe, two cast members from CBS' "How I Met Your Mother" sitcom, Alyson Hannigan and Corie Smulders introduced Gnarls Barkley. I don't get it. Were the producers sitting around thinking, "Hmmmmm. Who will introduce Gnarls Barkley? I got it! Alyson Hannigan! She's perfect! No one else will do!"
Similarly, Christina Ricci (hugh? she doesn't even have a CBS sitcom) and Samuel L. Jackson introducing the R&B segment featuring Smokey Robinson, Lionel Richie, Chris Brown and an out-of-this-world Christina Aguilera.
I mean, if you're going to have actors presenting, at least have some who have recorded an album. I got one! William Shatner! Oh yeah, wrong network. His "Boston Legal" airs on ABC.

Grammy wrap: backstage moments...

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If there were any of you who were following my live blogging on the On the Red Carpet site last night, I lost all Internet connection backstage at the Grammys and was unable to blog during the last 40 minutes or so of the show. It was excrutiating! But I cheered up when some of the bigger names began coming into our interview room. I am now officially all about Mary J. Blige. Love, love LOVE her! Blige has that survivor thing going on that so many of us can identify with. "This has been an incredible night for me...it has been a personal breakthrough....You just strive to put your back up straight because you're sick of slumping." Great woman and amazing singer....
abennett.jpgTony Bennett, that ageless wonder, spent loads of time with us backstage talking about how he has always strived to make timeless music that would still be listenable 50 years from now. He! has certainly accomplished that. Tony is 80 years old, an amazing 80 years old, and talked about how finding something that you love in life and doing it, keeps you young. He is living proof. He is a living legend who now has 14 Grammys, the first won in the early 60s for "I Left My Heart in San Francisco."
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And, of course, who isn't thrilled for The Dixie Chicks? For them to win five Grammys including album and record of the year was sweet vindication for the absolutely horrendous backlash they suffered through for daring to speak their minds in the United States of America. We waited an hour for them to come backstage and talk to us - which is partly why I'm so dead-tired today - and I left in frustration about 10:30 p.m. I said to my award show buddy Sandra Barrera: "I'm tired of waiting for the Pixie Stixs!" But here are some backstage comments from other artists on the Chicks win: John Mayer said "it was just almost an instant classic album...They were running from a lot of ghosts."
aLudacris.jpgI also became a fan of Ludacris who last year, walked by me on the red carpet at the Oscars and I had no idea who he was. At the Grammys, he performed magically and backstage, he told us that he cut off his signature braids because he didn't want to turn 30 next year with cornrows. He also did not hild back when describing what winning a Grammy (his first) for "Release Therapy" meant to him: "Today is pretty much the best day of my life...no words can explain how great I feel right now."
Multiple winners The Red Hot Chili Peppers came backstage and were so friendly and fun. They were ready to take all the questions we had for them - and we had many - but this very annoying woman with an ugly gold lame coat and frazzled hair rushed them off the stage. This woman was a nightmare. I got to the press room about noon. By 1 p.m. she was on my nerves. By 2:30 p.m. I hated her. By the end of the night (10:30 p.m.), I was making a list of various ways to not exactly kill her, but maybe tie her up and stuff her in a closet so she could rethink her attitude...and her hairdo! Anyway, one of the Chili Peppers, Chad Smith the drummer, made a face at her behind her back and she saw him. Busted! Most peeps would laugh it off, but gold coat lady was incensed. I was convulsing in laughter. It was so third-grade...and so funny! When Chad walked back into the press room earlier, he looked around and said: "You guys are stuck back here the whole time? Why? Why? Were you bad in college?"

February 11, 2007

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Neil Portnow, president of the Recording Academy, is making a speech. I got an idea: how bout next year you give Mary J. Blige more time for her speech and skip the boring speech!

Smokey , Lionel and Christina sing...

Knock me over with a feather. Smokey Robinson has just sung "Tracks of My Tears" and it reminds me of why I love music...all the Motown records my big sister played in our house. It's the soundtrack of my life and for Smokey to be able to go out there still looking and sounding so good, shows you that if you love what you do, it sure keeps you young! I'll bet a lot of money helps too.
He was followed by Lionel Richie singing "Hello" and I have to say, his voice is as good as it ever was. Being at least a decade-plus younger than Smokey, he can still hit all the notes. I'd love to see a lot MORE of Lionel Richie and a lot LESS of his daughter, Nicole Richie. I liked her the most of all the young train wreck girls but she kinda lost me when she took drugs and drive on the wrong side of the 134 Freeway a few months back. That is just not cool.
OK, as I was going off on that tangent, a guy named Chris Brown has just sung "Run It" and gets a standing ovation but I'm not into it. But I can get into this: Christina Aguilara belting out "It's a Man's Man's Man's World." The girl is almost obscured by dry ice for a second but she sure has some serious pipes. She just hit a really high note that was kind of a scream and a music writer from the Tennessean sitting next to me just yelled out: "Yoko!"

Best New Artist winner: Carrie Underwood!

Minutes after singing a knockout version of "Desperado," Carrie Underwood beat out James Blunt and others to take the best new artist award presented by Natalie Cole and Orenette Coleman. Underwood ran up to the stage and said, "This is absolutely unbelievable. I love country music!" She thanked her mom, she thanked her dad, she thanked "American Idol" producer Simon Fuller as well as producer Clive Davis and "anybody that had anything to do with this album and the blessed year I've had. Thank you so much."

Dixie Chicks win Country album, quote The Simpsons...

You can't blame the Dixie Chicks for being giddy over their Grammy wins tonight. They just won the Grammy for Best Country Album ("Taking the Long Way") and Natalie took the mic and said: "To quote the great Simpsons: "He!He!" [ Big laugh in the audience and in the press room] "A lot of people just turned their TVs off right now, sorry about that."
Doubt it. Too many folks have come to realize that not only do the Dixie Chicks have the absolute right to speak their minds, a lot of people probably agree with them now! Emily Robison added: "Our core fans always stood by us. We wouldn't have done this album without everything we went through. So thank you...we have no regrets!"
John Mayer was just back here in the press room and said of the Dixie Chicks: "I'm really proud of them...it was almost an instant classic kind of album...They were running from a lot of ghosts...they just wrote great songs as the weapon."

Blige gives Grammy performance for the ages...

OK, if you plans to watch the Grammy telecast on CBS tonight, make damned sure you don't take a bathroom break around 9:30 or so because that is when Grammy queen Mary J. Blige sings "Be Without You" and "Stay With Me" and it's enough to make a grown man cry - she's THAT good. It is a performance for the ages and is not to be missed." Wow.

Dixie Chicks win song of the year!

Things are getting crazy here. The Dixie Chicks are winning the song of the year award on stage and the great Tony Bennett is back here in the press room holding court. He is this ageless wonder who is going on and on. Talking about the future, he indicated that he loves the the way KD Lang sings so maybe they will do another one of their wonderful duets.
Bennett's impression of the Grammy telecast so far: "Sting really knocked it out of the park..."
So, The Dixie Chicks won their second Grammy of the night, song of the year for "Not Ready to Make Nice Yet." Natalie Maines said: "For the first time in my life, I'm speechless!" Then she joked to her partners: "I told you I'd take you to the Grammys! ...Stick with me!"

Thoughts on John Mayer, Timberlake and Enya...

John Mayer just won the Grammy for best pop vocal album. He sings swell but gives a dull acceptance speech. So this is the guy who is supposedly dating Jessica Simpson? Yes, she's cute. But isn't she kinda dumb? Like Judge Judy says: "Looks fade, but stupid is forever."
Anyway, on to Timberlake. When he was performing "What Goes Around Comes Around," there were all these weird close-ups of his face, like up his nose close-ups...can see the pores on the face close-ups. This was not such a good idea if ya ask me.
Just as an aside, Enya won a Grammy in the pre-show and came backstage and told us that this was the first time she had ever been to the Grammys to accept. Her third Grammy win was for best New Age album. Anyway, the thing is, she wasn't in the convention center to accept the Grammy in person so I asked her: "WHERE WERE YOU?" She confessed: "I was actually on the red carpet...but the news was wonderful when I found out."