Those Oscars sure look COOL!! The night's first winners are backstage -- they won for art direction for "Pan's Labyrinth." I wonder if they would let me hold it just for a minute. C'mon. which of you hasn't wanted to hold up an Oscar and give a fake speech? I have a friend whose husband won an Emmy, and I was at their house for brunch one Sunday and did the whole stand-in-front-of-the-miirror-with-the-Emmy thing. They just laughed because apparently about a dozen people had done it before me that very day.

All these answers are in Spanish from the "Pan's Labyrinth" peeps. How do you say, "Can I borrow your Oscar for a minute in Spanish?"