Miss Universe just struggled through the following sentence, "We accept this...on his behalf" The best latin pop album, best latin rock, best tropical album, best mexican-american almbum, best tejano album best banda, and best norteno album winners are ALL not here to accept. In protest, I refuse to print their names! I know this isn't televised but next time, show up to the Grammys! Shame on you!

In the rap categories, all no-shows. Justin Timberlake must be reheasing. He just won best rap song collaboration for "My Love" featuring T.I.. The other four rap winners were not present so I'll skip their names too!

Some gospel winners weren't there including Yolanda Adams but Johny Lang was here to pick up his trophy for best rock or rap gospel album (I didn't know there was such a thing! Cool!). Also present were most of the members of Third Day who won for best contemporary pop album: "This is amazing. We just walked in the door! You can't beat that. One of the guys is in the bathroom. Mark! You're missing out! We're winning a Grammy! Can't you hold it?"
P.S. Mark made it onto the stage in time to say a few words of thanks.