Go to the Daily News’ Who Are You Wearing, where the features department’s own Semhar Debessai has great pictures — and she knows what she’s looking at.
First of all, is it Nicollette or Nicolette? One “l” or two? I feel as if I can’t move on until I solve this dilemma.
Who am I kidding? Anyway, Michael Bolton has hurt us all in the past, but here he’s doing his best James Caan impression. I’m surprised Jimmy Caan didn’t find MB and either kiss him on the mouth … or punch him in said orifice. And did I mention that his pants are too damn long. At least Nicollette’s not dating Kenny G.
As for Ms. Sheridan, the black bow thing is not working. Can she even walk? Is he pushing her on a platform, Spike Lee style? Ah … even I don’t care.
What worked so well for Jennifer Love Hewitt works … not at all … for ex-“Friend” and current “Dirt”-y girl Courteney Cox. Have you seen “Dirt”? I have. Do not cross this woman. She will RUIN you. Watch out, Brangelina.
Salma Hayek … her hotness speaks for itself, but the dress is a bit too Helen of Troy. Ditto for the shoes.
Penelope Cruz knows how to rock it. Love the classic black. Nice lines, nice flow. The only negative: the hair. Not loving the hair.
There’s a certain elegance to Sandra Oh’s gown. If the shimmery hangs right, it works, and the shimmery is definitely hanging right.
I don’t know if you can see Eddie Murphy’s all-black ensemble, but it’s enough to get him my No. 2 best-dressed male award. And he won a Golden Globe too. I know that because he’s holding one in this picture. That’s why I’m a professional journalist.
Best-dressed man at the Golden Globes? How could it not be Sean “Puffy” “Puff Daddy” “P Diddy” “Diddy” “Doo Wah Diddy Wah Diddy Wah Doo” Combs? That blue textured tux totally, completely rocks.
Man … Fabio is lookin’ good these days.
Cher called. One of the costumes from “The Sonny and Cher Show,” circa 1971, is missing. And no, she doesn’t want it back.