Los Angeles Film Festival Schedule

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The Los Angeles Film Festival begins next Thursday. This used to be strictly our local independent film celebration, but with stuff like the Westwood-devouring premiere of "Transformers" a big part of LAFF's program, things have obviously changed a little.
Not all that much, though. LAFF still represents one of the best opportunities you'll have to see acclaimed upcoming releases before most other people in town, as well as lots of foreign, indie and documentary features that you may never have the chance to see again.
Below is an exhaustive list of titles playing at this year's fest. Most of the venues are in Westwood Village or at the new Landmark 12 multiplex afew miles south on Westwood Blvd., in the Westside Pavilion.
For more information on each film, to buy tickets and all of that good stuff, go to lafilmfest.com or call (866) 3456-3378 (yes, there is an extra number).


Opening Night

Talk to Me

Thursday, June 21 @ 7:30pm

Mann Village and Landmark Regent (overflow)

Centerpiece Premiere

Joshua

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7pm

National Theater

Closing Night

Sunshine

Sunday, July 1 @ 7pm

Wadsworth Theatre

SUMMER PREVIEWS:

2 Days in Paris

Friday, June 29 @ 7pm

Mann Festival

Sunday, July 1 @ 5:15pm

The Landmark

Charlie Bartlett

Monday, June 25 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Thursday, June 28 @ 9:45pm

Mann Festival

Chasing Ghost

Sunday, June 24 @ 7:30pm

National

Does Your Soul Have a Cold?

Thursday, June 28 @ 4:30pm

Majestic Crest

Friday, June 29 @ 9:30pm

Mann Festival

Exiled

Tuesday, June 26 @ 10pm

Mann Festival

Sunday, July 1 @ 5pm

Majestic Crest

Great World of Sound

Sunday, June 24 @ 10:15pm

Majestic Crest

Wednesday, June 27 @ 4:30pm

Majestic Crest

The Hottest State

Wednesday, June 27 @ 7:30pm

Majestic Crest

How to Cook Your Life

Saturday, June 30 @ 5:30pm

Mann Festival

Sunday, July1 @ 2:45pm

The Landmark

Interview

Friday, June 22 @ 2pm

Landmark’s Regent

Saturday, June 22 @ 7:30pm

Mann Festival

The Last Winter

Friday, June 22 @ 9:30pm

Majestic Crest

Sunday, June 24 @ 2pm

Mann Festival

Mollere

Thursday, June 28 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Friday, June 29 @ 2pm

The Landmark

Rocket Science

Thursday, June 28 @ 2:30pm

The Landmark

Saturday, June 30 @ 8pm

Mann Festival

War/Dance

Saturday, June 23 @ 4:30pm

Majestic Crest

Tuesday, June 26 @ 2pm

Landmark’s Regent

TRANSFORMERS Premiere & Blockbuster Block Party

Wednesday, June 27 @ 8:15pm

National Theatre & Landmark’s Regent

SELECTIONS FROM OUR GUEST ARTIST:

Guest Director: Curtis Hanson

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)

Friday, June 22 @ 6:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

The Naked Kiss (1964)

Sunday, July 1 @ 5pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Artist in Residence: Pharrell Williams

Conversation with Pharrell Williams

Saturday, June 23 @ 8pm

Hammer Museum

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Saturday, June 23 @ 9:45pm

Billy Wilder Theater

National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)

Saturday, June 30 @ 6:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

FORD AMPHITHEATRE OUTDOOR SCREENINGS:

Arctic Tale

Saturday, June 23 @ 8pm

Ford Amphitheatre

Dark Side of the Zeppelin: The Laserium Extravagaza!

Monday, June 25 @ 8:30pm

Ford Amphitheatre

Hot Rod

Thursday, June 28 @ 8:30pm

Ford Amphitheatre

The Iron Fist (1927)

Live Musical Score by Nortec Collective

Sunday, June 24 @ 8:30pm

Ford Amphitheatre

Joe Strummer:

The Future Is Unwritten

Live Musical Guest

Saturday, June 30 @ 8pm

Ford Amphitheatre

U.F.O.s at the Zoo: The Legendary Concert in Oklahoma City

Friday, June 29 @ 8:30pm

Ford Amphitheatre

FAMILY DAY: LIVE EARTH DAY: A CELEBRATION OF EARTH:

Komenko: The Curious Cat

Saturday, June 23 @ 11am

Landmark’s Regent

Saturday, June 30 @11:30am

Italian Cultural Institute

Old Yeller (1957)

Saturday, June 30 @ 12:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

SOS (Save Our Selves) Short Films

Sunday, June 24 @ 12pm to 6pm

Landmark’s Regent

5 Easy Ways to Save the Planet

A Beginners Guide to Giving a Damn

Africa. Speaking With Earth and Sky

Alice in Not So Wonderland

Angry Kid

Blip Vert

Bob and Harry—The Last Two Polar Bears

Can One Man Make a Difference?

Consumption

Cough, Cold and High Fever

Dave

Devils Rulebook

Don’t Let It All Unravel

Earth 2.0

Electroland

Forlorne

Hanging Out the Washing

Holloway Road

How To

Inconvenient Ruth

One Last Drop

One Less Car

Out of Sight

Polabearman

Polarized

Public Information Broadcasts

Round and Round

Rubbish

Sad Fish

School Run

Spinal Tap

Stop

SUV

Switch On. Switch Off.

Taking America’s Temperature

The Aral Sea

The Final End

The Never Ending Wall

The Village Green

The Wing

Under a Capricorn Sky

Untitled Short Film

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Untitled Short Film

Untitled Short Film

Untitled Short Film

Waste

Will Steger and the Innuits

DOCUMENTARY COMPETITION:

Billy the Kid

Sunday, June 24 @ 7pm

Landmark’s Regent

Thursday, June 26 @ 5pm

The Landmark

Cat Dancers

Saturday, June 23 @ 10pm

Majestic Crest

Monday, June 25 @ 5pm

Majestic Crest

Sunday, July 1 @ 7:30pm

The Landmark

Constantine’s Sword

Sunday, June 24 @ 7:15

Mann Festival

Friday, June 29 @ 7:30pm

The Landmark

The Cool School

Wednesday, June 27 @ 7:30pm

Mann Festival

Thursday, June 28 @ 2:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Saturday, June 30 @ 3pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Join Us

Saturday, June 23 @ 7:15pm

Majestic Crest

Monday, June 25 @ 5pm

Landmark’s Regent

Tuesday, June 26 @ 9:45pm

Billy Wilder Theater

JUMP!

Sunday, June 24 @ 4:30pm

Mann Festival

Tuesday, June 26 @ 5pm

Mann Festival

Saturday, June 30 @ 12pm

Majestic Crest

Prison Town, USA

Saturday, June 23 @ 3pm

Landmark’s Regent

Sunday, June 24 @ 9:45pm

The Landmark

Resolved

Saturday, June 23 @ 5pm

Mann Festival

Wednesday, June 27 @ 5pm

The Landmark

Friday, June 29 @ 5pm

The Landmark

Saint Death

Monday, June 25 @ 7:45pm

Landmark’s Regent

Friday, June 29 @ 9:45pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Second Chance Season

Friday, June 22 @ 7:30pm

Mann Festival

Sunday, July 1 @ 2:30pm

Mann Festival

The Town That Was

Friday, June 22 @ 7pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Monday, June 25 @ 2:30pm

The Landmark

NARRATIVE COMPETITION:

August Evening

Sunday, June 24 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Monday, June 25 @ 4:30pm

The Landmark

The Beautiful Ordinary

Friday, June 22 @ 7:30pm

Landmark Regent

Tuesday, June 26 @ 5pm

The Landmark

Wednesday, June 27 @ 10pm

The Landmark

How to Rob a Bank

Monday, June 25 @ 9:45pm

Mann Festival

Thursday, June 28 @2:30pm

Landmark’s Regent

Friday, June 29 @ 10pm

The Landmark

Kabluey

Monday, June 25 @ 7:30pm

Mann Festival

Thursday, June 28 @ 5pm

Landmark’s Regent

Saturday, June 30 @ 7pm

The Landmark

Liberty Kid

Saturday, June 23 @ 7:45pm

Landmark’s Regent

Monday, June 25 @ 7:30pm

The Landmark

Owl and the Sparrow

Saturday, June 23 @ 5pm

Landmark’s Regent

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America

Friday, June 22 @ 9:45pm

Landmark’s Regent

Monday, June 25 @ 4pm

Billy Wilder Theater

What We Do Is Secret

Saturday, June 23 @ 10pm

Mann Festival

Monday, June 25 @ 5pm

Mann Festival

Wednesday, June 27 @ 7:30pm

The Landmark

MOVIES AND MORE:

Harry and Tonto (1974)

(Paul Mazursky in conversation with Jeff Garlin preceding screening)

Friday, June 29 @ 8:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

The Man (1972)

Friday, June 22 @ 9:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Straight Time (1978)

Saturday, June 23 @ 8:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

TRIBUTE SCREENINGS:

A Christmas Story (1983)

Bob Clark (1939-2007)

Saturday, June 30 @ 7:30pm

Festival Promenade on Broxton

The Elephant Man (1980)

Freddie Francis (1917-2007)

Sunday, July 1 @ 8pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Love Story

Arthur Leo (1945- 2006)

Friday, June 22 @ 10pm

Mann Festival

Sunday, June 24 @ 12pm

Majestic Crest

The Man Who Shot Chinatown: The Life and Work of John A. Alonzo

Jon A. Alonzo (1934-2001)

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7:30pm

Landmark’s Regent

INTERNATIONAL SHOWCASE:

Ad Lib Night

Saturday, June 23 @ 7:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Sunday, June 24 @ 2:15pm

The Landmark

Bajo Juarez, the city devouring its daughters

Friday, June 22 @ 4:45pm

Landmark’s Regent

Saturday, June 23 @ 10:15pm

Landmark’s Regent

Blame It on Fidel

Wednesday, June 27 @ 5pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Thursday, June 28 @ 7:30pm

Landmark’s Regent

Build a Ship, Sell to Sadness

Saturday, June, 23 @ 10pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Tuesday, June 26 @ 4pm

Italian Cultural Institute

The Champagne Spy

Saturday, June 23 @ 7:30pm

The Landmark

Sunday, June 24 @ 4:30pm

Majestic Crest

Copacabana

Sunday, June 23 @ 2:15pm

Majestic Crest

Tuesday, June 26 @ 9:45pm

Landmark’s Regent

The Elephant and the Sea

Monday, June 25 @ 5pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Wednesday, June 27 @ 7:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Fireworks Wednesday

Thursday, June 28 @ 9:45pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Saturday, June 30 @ 4:15pm

The Landmark

Honor of the Knights

Sunday, June, 24 @ 8:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Friday, June 29 @ 4:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

It’s Winter

Saturday, June 23 @ 2:30pm

Mann Festival

Monday, June 25 @ 7:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Lady Chatterley

Friday, June 29 @ 2:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Sat., June 30, 9:30pm

The Landmark

Love for Sale

Sunday, June 24 @ 9:30pm

Landmark’s Regent

Monday, June 25 @ 2:30pm

Landmark’s Regent

My Best Friend

Saturday, June 30 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Sunday, July 1 @ 12pm

The Landmark

Namibia: The Struggle for Liberation

Wednesday, June 27 @ 7:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

On the Rumba River

Thursday, June 28 @ 7pm

Mann Festival

Saturday, June 30 @ 5pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Pool of Princesses

Monday, June 25 @ 9:45pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Thursday, June 28 @ 5pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Razzle Dazzle

Friday, June 22 @ 7:15pm

The Landmark

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7:30pm

Mann Festival

Salty Air

Tuesday, June 26 @ 8:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Saturday, June 30 @ 2pm

The Landmark

Times and Winds

Friday, June 22 @ 8:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Sunday, June 24 @ 7:15pm

The Landmark

The Year After

Friday, June 22 @ 4:30pm

The Landmark

Saturday, June 23 @ 10pm

The Landmark

Young @ Heart

Thursday, June 28 @ 7:15pm

The Landmark

Sunday, July 1 @ 4:45pm

Mann Festival

INTERNATIONAL SPOTLIGHT: ROMANIA

Marilena from P7

Saturday, June 30 @ 10pm

Italian Culture Institute

Sunday, July 1 @ 5:15pm

Italian Culture Institute

The Paper Will Be Blue

Sunday, June 24 @ 4:45pm

The Landmark

Wednesday, June 27 @ 9:45pm

Italian Culture Institute

L.A. INTERNATIONAL

The Message (1976)

Saturday, June 23 @ 12pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

DARK WAVE:

Dead Daughters

Tuesday, June 26 @ 9:45pm

Majestic Crest

Wednesday, June 27 @ 4:30pm

Italian Cultural

Trigger Man

Monday, June 25 @ 10pm

Landmark’s Regent

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7:30pm

The Landmark

Wizard of Gore

Friday, June 22 @ 11:59pm

Majestic Crest

Thursday, June 28 @ 10pm

The Landmark

GUILTY PLEASURES:

Dynamite Warrior

Thursday, June 28 @ 10pm

Landmark’s Regent

Friday, June 29 @ 4:30pm

Majestic Crest

SPEICAL SCREENINGS

20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)

Saturday, June 30 @ 12pm

The Landmark

The Buffy Musical: Once More with Singing!

Wednesday, June 27 @ 10:3pm

Majestic Crest

FREE SCREENINGS

Chicago 10

Saturday, June 30 @8:30pm

California Plaza

I Have Never Forgotten You: The Life and Legacy of Simon Wiesenthal

Sunday, July 1 @ 12pm

Mann Festival

Made in L.A.

Saturday, June 23 @ 12pm

Mann Festival

Miss Navajo

Friday, June 22 @ 3pm

Mann Festival

The Princess Bride (1987)

Friday, June 22 @ 8:30 pm

Festival Promenade on Broxton

Shall We Dance (1937)

Friday, June 29 @ 7pm

Festival Promenade on Broxton

Dry Season

Friday, June 29 @ 6pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Half Moon

Sunday, June 24 @ 4pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Wednesday, June 27 @ 2:15pm

Italian Cultural Institute

I Don’t Want to Sleep Alone

Monday, June 25 @ 7pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Tuesday, June 26 @ 4:30pm

Landmark’s Theatre

Opera Jawa

Sunday, June 24 @ 1pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Paraguayan Hammock

Sunday, July 1 @ 2:30pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Syndromes and a Century

Sunday, June 24 @ 7pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Tuesday, June 26 @ 9:45pm

The Landmark

LOS ANGELES DESTROYS ITSELF

Earthquake (1974)

Saturday, June 30 @ 7:30pm

UCLA Campus

Escape From L.A. (1996)

Sunday, June 24 @ 9:30 pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Miracle Mile (1988)

Sunday, July 1 @ 7:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Night of the Comet (1984)

Saturday, June 23 @ 8:30pm

Festival Promenade on Broxton

Them! (1954)

Sunday, July 1 @ 12pm

Billy Wilder Theater

THE FILMS THAT GOT AWAY

The Death of Klinghoffer (2003)

Monday, June 25 @ 9:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Triple Agent (2004)

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7pm

Billy Wilder Theater

SHORT FILM COMPETITION

Shorts Program 1

Sunday, June 24 @ 1pm

Mann Festival

Thursday, June 28 @9:45pm

Majestic Crest

Death to the Tinman

Help is Coming

The Last Dog in Rwanda

The Lonely Lights. The Color of Lemons

Mono

t.o.m

Shorts Program 2

Sunday, June 24 @ 2:30pm

Majestic Crest

Friday, June 29 @ 9:45pm

Majestic Crest

Bomb

Contact

Hairlady

Laspus

Pariah

Three Towers

Shorts Program 3

Saturday, June 23 @ 12pm

Majestic Crest

Saturday, June 30 @ 10:30pm

Mann Festival

Bullet Proof Vest

Dear Lemon Lima

English Language (With English Subtitles)

Greetings From Earth

Happiness

Lone and War

Shorts Program 4

Friday, June 22 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Sunday, July 1 @ 12:30pm

Majestic Crest

Billy Wilder Theatre

Syndromes and a Century

Sunday, June 24 @ 7pm

Billy Wilder Theatre

Tuesday, June 26 @ 9:45pm

The Landmark

LOS ANGELES DESTROYS ITSELF

Earthquake (1974)

Saturday, June 30 @ 7:30pm

UCLA Campus

Escape From L.A. (1996)

Sunday, June 24 @ 9:30 pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Miracle Mile (1988)

Sunday, July 1 @ 7:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Night of the Comet (1984)

Saturday, June 23 @ 8:30pm

Festival Promenade on Broxton

Them! (1954)

Sunday, July 1 @ 12pm

Billy Wilder Theater

THE FILMS THAT GOT AWAY

The Death of Klinghoffer (2003)

Monday, June 25 @ 9:30pm

Billy Wilder Theater

Triple Agent (2004)

Tuesday, June 26 @ 7pm

Billy Wilder Theater

SHORT FILM COMPETITION

Shorts Program 1

Sunday, June 24 @ 1pm

Mann Festival

Thursday, June 28 @9:45pm

Majestic Crest

Death to the Tinman

Help is Coming

The Last Dog in Rwanda

The Lonely Lights. The Color of Lemons

Mono

t.o.m

Shorts Program 2

Sunday, June 24 @ 2:30pm

Majestic Crest

Friday, June 29 @ 9:45pm

Majestic Crest

Bomb

Contact

Hairlady

Laspus

Pariah

Three Towers

Shorts Program 3

Saturday, June 23 @ 12pm

Majestic Crest

Saturday, June 30 @ 10:30pm

Mann Festival

Bullet Proof Vest

Dear Lemon Lima

English Language (With English Subtitles)

Greetings From Earth

Happiness

Lone and War

Shorts Program 4

Friday, June 22 @ 7pm

Majestic Crest

Sunday, July 1 @ 12:30pm

Majestic Crest

Adidas “Adicolor-Green”

The Back of Her Head

Colourbars

Everything Will Be OK
First Communion

Wood

Shorts Program 5

Monday, June 25 @ 9:30pm

Majestic Crest

Saturday, June 30 @ 2:30pm

Majestic Crest

The Fighting Cholitas

Goodnight Vagina

I Met the Walrus

Nagpapanggap (Pretend)

Quincy & Athena

This Is Me

Tripe and Onions

Yours Truly

MUSIC VIDEOS: FUTURE FILMAKERS SHOWCASE

Eclectic Mix 1

Sunday, June 24 @ 1pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Thursday, June 28 @ 7:30pm

Italian Cultural Institute

12 Days of Christmas—Taking Back Sunday

Average—Kaiser Chiefs

Broken Boy Solider—Raconteurs

Cellphone’s Dead—Beck

Cubicle—Rinocerose

ELEctriK HeaT the seekwiLL—k-os

Frangipani Fumes & Cosmetics—Leave Land for Water

Gravity’s Rainbow—Klaxons

Motus—Seb Martel

No Good—Plan B

On Mandy—Spinto Band

Sharks—Candace Weapon

Shoot the Runner—Kasabian

That Old Pair of Jeans—FatBoy Slim

Trilogy (featuring “All in the Music,” “Here I Come” and “Don’t Feel Right”)

Wolf Life Me—TV on the Radio

Woman—Wolfmother

Working Full Time—The Constantines

Eclectic Mix 2

Saturday, June 23 @ 12:45pm

Landmark’s Regent

Sunday, July 1 @3pm

Italian Cultural Institute

23—Blonde Redhead

Alala-CSS
And I Was A Boy From School—Hot Chip

British Mode—Goose

Chinese Translation—M. Ward

Cobrastyle—Teddybears

Harrowdown Hill—Thom Yorke

Knights of Cydonia—Muse

Long Distance Call—Phoenix

Mirror Kisses—The Cribs

One Man Wrecking Machine—Guster

Only One—Readymade

Province—TV on the Radio

Rock Bottom Riser—SMOG

Ruby—Kaiser Chiefs

Sunday Morning—k-os

Ted—Clark

We Are Your Friends—Justice vs. Simian

Work It Out—Jurassic Five

Turn Into: The Music Videos of Patrick Daughters

Sunday, June 24 @ 4:30 pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Monday, June 25 @ 9:45pm

The Landmark

1234—Feist

4 Kicks—Kings of Leon

101—Albert Hammond Jr.

Any Creature

The Bucket—Kings of Leon

Four Winds—Bright Eyes

Gold Lion—Yeah Yeah Yeahs

In Life We Soar

Lightning Blue Eyes—Secret Machine

Maps—Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Mushaboom—Feist

My Moon, My Man—Feist

Nausea—Beck

Phantom Limb—The Shins

Title and Registration—Death Cab for Cutie

Turn Into—Yeah Yeah Yeahs

High School Program 1

Saturday, June 23 @ 11am

Italian Cultural Institute

Sunday, July 1 @ 1pm

Italian Cultural Institute

At the Zoo

B.Z.P.C.

Claymacion

Her Right to Say No

Lost and Found

More Than Words

Muses

Pencilmation

People or Puppets? Media’s Stronghold on Youth Culture

Secrets of Early U.S. History

Technicolor Kiss

Whale Sharks of Holbox

What’s My Favorite Place?

You’ll Never Know

High School Program 2

Saturday June 23 @ 2pm

Italian Cultural Institute

Sunday, July 1 @ 11am

Italian Cultural Institute

The Culture

A Day At the Zoo

Driven Together

Free Run It

A Girl Like Me

Missing Something?

Queen Deelah: Im’ a Rida

Ride

Semi Formal

Shake Well Before Opening

Still Standing: Ms. Gertrude Ross One Year Later

Sunny Road

Thanks To…



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