File under: Only on Craigslist.
“Hi-end Sushi Fusion Restaraunt / lounge is looking for Nyotaimori sushi
models to serve sushi while lying on a table some what naked. … Please only apply if you are comfortable with your body with some coverings as this will be your uniform. … Locations is in Oldtown Pasadena.”
Abominable grammar and spelling aside, that’s a little too much hospitality for us. Ew.
To get our sushi fix, we’ll stick to following Fishlips around town like crazed seafood stalkers.