The WWF Shotgun Bandits
Attention Aaron Proctor:
The tag team duo hitting area banks wearing luchador masks reminescent of Rey Mysterio have now been named by the FBI (they liked our suggestion, but chose to stick with something a little more English sounding).
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the WWF Shotgun Bandits, whom the FBI describes as Black Males, Mid 20s to Late 30s, Robbed in City of Industry and Rowland Heights:
We're not sure why the FBI chose WWF as opposed to WWE, WCW or ECW, but they did.
BTW we're only 23 days away from Wrestlemania. This year it's in Vega$. I've got the Undertaker beating Edge.
I also like Floyd Mayweather over the Big Show...
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The FBI sucks at naming. I liked your idea better.
And that match to watch at WM is the Money in the Bank match. No pun intended.
Doesn't the FBI know that the WWF stands for World Wide Fund and has nothing to with wrestling? The former WWF is now the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment), if the FBI can't solve the name mystery, how are the going to find the "Lucha Libre Bandits".
The only way Floyd Mayweather can beat "The Big Show", is if the wrestling match is fixed. And we all know WWE matches are never ever fixed.
I wonder if Donald Trunp is going to have another "wrestling" match.
Frank/Thanks for the english version,props too you
Doesn't the FBI know that WWF is now the World Wide Fund, and has nothing to do with wrestling? If the FBI can't even solve the WWF/WWE mystery, how are they going to catch the former "Lucha Libre Bandits".
There is no way Floyd Maywether can beat the 'Big Show' unless the wrestling match is fixed, and we all know WWE wrestling matches are never, ever fixed.
Re: FBI monikers
Most people thought the "Bluetooth Bandit" had blue teeth. Go figure.
FX, u and FBI, the both a yous is wrong cause wwf is world wildlife fund i know this cause i get theys magazines all the time and a sticker for my window for the $25 i sent em every years and they sewed those darn wrestlers to get they name initials cause they had it first a long time ago so u dumb like fbi
fx and fbi is dumb. world wildlife fund is real name cause i give em 25 dallars for a magazine and a stiker all the years. Theys got nice pichures of all the animals in the world. maybe fx gonna call himself the dumb fx.
Fx is smarter than you think, WWF used to be World Wildlife Fund, but was changed to World Wide Fund for Nature, but it’s commonly referred to just the World Wide Fund.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Fund_for_Nature
Mr.Smarty pants, you should also learn the difference between sewing and suing. I doubt the original WWF, was sewing costumes for wrestlers.
Wrestlemania 24 this year is not in Vegas, it's at the Citrus Bowl in Florida. First outside event since Wrestlemania 8, which was in Vegas.
Floyd vs Big Show is supposed to be a fixed (or "worked" as they say in the biz) boxing match.
Oh - and yeah - it's WWE, not WWF.
Money In The Bank is always the most awesome match at Wrestlemania, I agree with Trench.
Wait - was it the Federal Bureau of Investigation who named these guys - or the former ECW and WWE outfit, the Full Blooded Italians?
Great shout-out!