Ham and eggs
Aaron Proctor's increasingly infantile "Ham and Egger" award went to the entire staff of the Star-News last week.
Apparently he thought that because our computer system took a nose dive, the reporters and editors weren't working hard enough to get the paper out.
Looks like what's really not working hard enough is Aaron's printer. The award, which was enclosed in an envelope handed to me this a.m. by none other than Larry Wilson, is a black and white facsimilie of the color job Fred Ortega received last week.
Reporter Caroline An took one look and said, "What kind of cheap print job is that?"
Judge for yourself, I've posted my copy on a pillar next to my desk.

Comments
Dude color ink cartridges cost money. Also surplus eyeliner can substitute for black ink.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 5, 2008 2:06 PM
I think it's awesome you hung it up, Frank.
I sincerely hope you're not offended and know it's all in good fun.
I figured the black and white print would be ironic due to the computer problem. :-)
Posted by: AP | May 5, 2008 4:44 PM